So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6693. | Kyle (kylrth) | 93.72 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 6694. | Addison (hypos) | 93.72 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| 6695. | Crazy (crazycolorz5) | 93.72 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 6696. | W (weswanders) | 93.72 | 95% | 2012-12-07 |
| 6697. | pwnflakes (pwnflakes) | 93.72 | — | 2009-02-14 |
| 6698. | Jared (leopardstripes) | 93.71 | 96% | 2023-06-28 |
| 6699. | Chris (pr1m3) | 93.71 | 97% | 2016-08-30 |
| 6700. | Marlon (mosquitov) | 93.71 | — | 2009-04-15 |
| 6701. | Matthew (matthew243342) | 93.70 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 6702. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 93.70 | 99% | 2018-09-09 |
| 6703. | Mike (eggtuary) | 93.70 | — | 2010-12-11 |
| 6704. | Cort (cortellolol) | 93.69 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 6705. | Eric (rickby) | 93.69 | 96% | 2014-06-29 |
| 6706. | universallegend22 (universa... | 93.69 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 6707. | John (johncha15724) | 93.69 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 6708. | ds (demonspeed) | 93.69 | 96% | 2011-08-11 |
| 6709. | Creemie (creemieweemie) | 93.68 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| 6710. | Programmer (jsprogrammer) | 93.68 | 99% | 2023-06-13 |
| 6711. | Clanty (clantzz) | 93.68 | 92% | 2016-04-24 |
| 6712. | Hadeed (hadeedji) | 93.67 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 6713. | nila (nila) | 93.67 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 6714. | Juggalo (clownvid) | 93.67 | 95% | 2011-10-27 |
| 6715. | ずんだ哲学 (vileru) | 93.66 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 6716. | vampires (kkcwkoh) | 93.66 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 6717. | glerou (tudesci) | 93.66 | 99% | 2021-03-26 |
| 6718. | Tram (kutechicken) | 93.66 | 99% | 2013-08-21 |
| 6719. | Magnus (moobin) | 93.66 | 98% | 2013-10-06 |
| 6720. | Lee (bolttyper) | 93.65 | 97% | 2016-09-11 |
| 6721. | Lily (b00mer7) | 93.65 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 6722. | sean (tpsn3) | 93.65 | 95% | 2011-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |