Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2498. | Bot (348866896) | 76.07 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
| 2499. | Todd (t0dd1337) | 76.06 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 2500. | shui (sammi76) | 76.04 | 97% | 2017-11-20 |
| 2501. | road to 100wpm (getoar112) | 76.03 | 96% | 2020-02-17 |
| 2502. | Prasoon (prkharel) | 76.03 | 95% | 2021-08-22 |
| 2503. | righteous (trustjesus) | 76.02 | 98% | 2019-11-21 |
| 2504. | A (thedirtysouth) | 75.98 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
| 2505. | Andrew (alzhu) | 75.95 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 2506. | Peder (foggyuhuhuh) | 75.94 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
| 2507. | enrique (fugitivecloud) | 75.94 | 96% | 2018-12-26 |
| 2508. | gab (ggzl1998) | 75.93 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
| 2509. | Kalash (gekalash4791) | 75.93 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 2510. | Vaxeon (vaxeon) | 75.93 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 2511. | ItsKevin (kwilz) | 75.92 | 96% | 2020-07-05 |
| 2512. | Shengyu (haryem) | 75.92 | 97% | 2017-10-29 |
| 2513. | Nicoz (nicodemus) | 75.91 | 96% | 2019-01-20 |
| 2514. | pizza (jsoccerdude@msn.com) | 75.90 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 2515. | Ben (mrjamminkearl) | 75.89 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 2516. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 75.86 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
| 2517. | Jonathan (jonnyboiboi) | 75.85 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2518. | Natural Typist (rayxz) | 75.84 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 2519. | karlie (hydexuniverse) | 75.82 | 98% | 2019-10-04 |
| 2520. | Pierre (xgianni) | 75.81 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 2521. | Evan (evanbigww) | 75.81 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
| 2522. | Trace (tsb2011) | 75.80 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
| 2523. | Emma (missbennett) | 75.80 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 2524. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 75.79 | 97% | 2020-01-26 |
| 2525. | Trevor (trev0rk) | 75.79 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 2526. | doquan (doquannnn) | 75.78 | 96% | 2020-05-17 |
| 2527. | qq (co1n) | 75.75 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |