I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9229. | Callum (callum__) | 87.73 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 9230. | Spencer (poipoe) | 87.73 | 94% | 2017-02-23 |
| 9231. | JJ (jorhedpedkai) | 87.72 | 96% | 2025-01-26 |
| 9232. | 0rav_gallium (0rav_gallium) | 87.72 | 97.3% | 2024-01-11 |
| 9233. | sdr4wkc48 (sdr4wkc48) | 87.72 | 96% | 2022-08-14 |
| 9234. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 87.72 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 9235. | cs (cinnamonstick) | 87.72 | 97% | 2015-04-28 |
| 9236. | David (dgiddens928) | 87.71 | 97.6% | 2024-07-07 |
| 9237. | Rasmus (raggie) | 87.71 | 98% | 2015-11-19 |
| 9238. | teetoHappy (teetohappy) | 87.71 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 9239. | Ryan (thoughtpotato) | 87.71 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
| 9240. | blast (blastoff15) | 87.71 | 99% | 2021-06-15 |
| 9241. | callum (changetowumbo) | 87.71 | 94% | 2016-09-28 |
| 9242. | Sarah (sjmw2014) | 87.70 | 98% | 2023-09-27 |
| 9243. | streetcar (dohrn1i) | 87.70 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 9244. | Akshar (aksharchrome) | 87.70 | 96% | 2016-09-26 |
| 9245. | Sky (daydreamsky) | 87.69 | 97.1% | 2024-06-11 |
| 9246. | Manikhan (khan_12345) | 87.69 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
| 9247. | Balazs (pkobeast) | 87.69 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 9248. | pizza (jsoccerdude@msn.com) | 87.69 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 9249. | nemasu (nemasu) | 87.69 | 95% | 2015-12-22 |
| 9250. | Erik (erikghonyan) | 87.69 | 97% | 2015-04-30 |
| 9251. | TT (ttplaya_02) | 87.68 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 9252. | Wawa (wawasc) | 87.68 | 98% | 2022-05-28 |
| 9253. | Swag (oaschi) | 87.67 | 97% | 2017-10-16 |
| 9254. | Nex (nexifyyyy) | 87.67 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 9255. | Sangi (sangi38) | 87.67 | 98.2% | 2024-03-02 |
| 9256. | Nolan (jyutan) | 87.67 | 95% | 2019-02-20 |
| 9257. | Nik (nazeki) | 87.67 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
| 9258. | John (jeongyeonjoa) | 87.67 | 94% | 2016-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |