Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4586. | Aryan (aryansoman2) | 57.95 | 95% | 2020-08-01 |
| 4587. | leo (sazaluev) | 57.95 | 98% | 2019-11-08 |
| 4588. | Wiener Taco (bwupp84) | 57.94 | 95% | 2019-05-08 |
| 4589. | Caxix (caxix) | 57.94 | 98% | 2020-04-17 |
| 4590. | Fauzan (ozaenzenzen) | 57.94 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| 4591. | Joshua (jigglydorf) | 57.94 | 95% | 2018-02-09 |
| 4592. | Lorenzo (bamboodja) | 57.93 | 96% | 2017-10-04 |
| 4593. | Bakisa (baksia) | 57.93 | 95% | 2019-08-23 |
| 4594. | Bikash (bikash_grg) | 57.93 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 4595. | iwan (iwy2000) | 57.92 | 95% | 2021-08-01 |
| 4596. | Jump (toadjump) | 57.92 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 4597. | Louie (lavalordlou) | 57.91 | 93% | 2020-10-10 |
| 4598. | Paulo (paulo0506) | 57.91 | 95% | 2018-09-08 |
| 4599. | Albert (albert_liao) | 57.91 | 95% | 2017-11-15 |
| 4600. | GS (monstars) | 57.90 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 4601. | John (j_o_h_n) | 57.90 | 95% | 2020-03-12 |
| 4602. | Json (jskfreerunner) | 57.89 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 4603. | Sensei (jjxjacpot) | 57.89 | 96% | 2018-10-14 |
| 4604. | CHOO (thefuturist) | 57.88 | 94% | 2020-08-05 |
| 4605. | tang (tangngng) | 57.87 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 4606. | Jake (jakegauvinn) | 57.86 | 95% | 2018-01-11 |
| 4607. | Appa (abdallah99) | 57.86 | 95% | 2020-07-08 |
| 4608. | yesdef (yesdefinitely) | 57.86 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 4609. | Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk) | 57.86 | 94% | 2018-05-26 |
| 4610. | obama (balduin) | 57.86 | 93% | 2018-01-29 |
| 4611. | j (jk993) | 57.85 | 95% | 2017-10-22 |
| 4612. | Milvs (milvstho) | 57.84 | 96% | 2020-06-16 |
| 4613. | John (alperay) | 57.83 | 95% | 2019-09-27 |
| 4614. | raymond (raymondgggg) | 57.82 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 4615. | Paul (faridbang97) | 57.82 | 95% | 2019-12-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |