So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16899. | Jessica (hairokami) | 73.07 | 94% | 2014-10-22 |
| 16900. | Patrick (pmaloney) | 73.06 | 97% | 2023-06-10 |
| 16901. | vroom (papasavvas_15) | 73.06 | 95% | 2023-01-04 |
| 16902. | namdo (huynhnamdo96) | 73.06 | 96% | 2023-04-04 |
| 16903. | Ricky (iifading) | 73.06 | 94% | 2015-09-30 |
| 16904. | Roy (royroyking) | 73.06 | 96.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 16905. | TABY! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (pa... | 73.06 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
| 16906. | Daehan (vitamaxdh) | 73.05 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 16907. | Tendinits (tendinits) | 73.05 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 16908. | nilb (nilb) | 73.05 | 99% | 2022-06-02 |
| 16909. | fsluw (fsluw) | 73.05 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 16910. | juste (juste97) | 73.04 | 96% | 2023-03-26 |
| 16911. | Sompang (mplegato) | 73.04 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 16912. | Cooperjb12 (cooperjb12) | 73.04 | 96.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 16913. | Hannah (hannahtree) | 73.04 | 91% | 2012-09-15 |
| 16914. | Brian (flurbo) | 73.04 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 16915. | JrcStuds (jrcstuds) | 73.03 | 96.1% | 2023-05-29 |
| 16916. | Lumineux (lumineux9666) | 73.03 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 16917. | Sam (samvuong263) | 73.03 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 16918. | Max (chocolatepuma) | 73.03 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
| 16919. | Helmut (helmutlang) | 73.03 | 96% | 2018-11-22 |
| 16920. | Ben (chungagavone) | 73.02 | 97% | 2018-07-25 |
| 16921. | Brendan (brendan84213) | 73.02 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 16922. | Carmen (chrysanthemumtea) | 73.02 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 16923. | Raymond (yarray) | 73.02 | 88% | 2014-08-18 |
| 16924. | Tami (miso) | 73.02 | 98% | 2017-08-30 |
| 16925. | Max (max_6058) | 73.01 | 95% | 2022-03-16 |
| 16926. | Sexy (kimochichinchin) | 73.01 | 94% | 2020-11-26 |
| 16927. | Muzzle (muzzlerat) | 73.01 | 94% | 2016-05-19 |
| 16928. | anilovic (anilovic) | 73.01 | 96% | 2018-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |