I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8018. | Peter (petero) | 91.45 | 99% | 2022-05-06 |
| 8019. | nyet (slickman) | 91.45 | 98% | 2025-08-12 |
| 8020. | justturnedtenyears (justtur... | 91.44 | 96% | 2023-12-01 |
| 8021. | Darnell "DaQuan" Jenkins (c... | 91.44 | 97.2% | 2023-11-05 |
| 8022. | Corrin (scynth) | 91.44 | 99% | 2021-05-13 |
| 8023. | tstats[mm_food] (mm_food) | 91.44 | 94.4% | 2024-01-05 |
| 8024. | Djordje (fa10vo) | 91.44 | 97% | 2025-08-13 |
| 8025. | Nikunj (khokharnikunj8) | 91.44 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| 8026. | sir abelot (lololong) | 91.44 | 97% | 2018-11-24 |
| 8027. | unna7 (unna7) | 91.43 | 97% | 2025-07-02 |
| 8028. | Alles (allesboem) | 91.43 | 95% | 2022-07-07 |
| 8029. | Yeonjoon (carbornz01) | 91.43 | 99% | 2018-10-15 |
| 8030. | Johnny (thatbigboy) | 91.43 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 8031. | Gunner (gunner8) | 91.43 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 8032. | Violeteyes (violeteyes24) | 91.42 | 97.5% | 2023-11-04 |
| 8033. | Adrm (empirestate) | 91.42 | 96% | 2020-06-27 |
| 8034. | Giorgis (kur_giorgis) | 91.41 | 96% | 2025-03-25 |
| 8035. | Nobody (anhddo) | 91.41 | 100% | 2022-06-26 |
| 8036. | Beau (thesimdeveloper) | 91.41 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 8037. | James (jpnjpn6) | 91.41 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 8038. | Courtney (brooke0309) | 91.41 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 8039. | Afshin (okafshin) | 91.40 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
| 8040. | Goku (rmehedi) | 91.39 | 97% | 2025-07-18 |
| 8041. | Merlin (mmiller12) | 91.39 | 99% | 2020-12-05 |
| 8042. | Survir (survir) | 91.39 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 8043. | bang bang (mjf_18) | 91.39 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 8044. | Kumochi (kumochipot) | 91.38 | 95.5% | 2024-02-07 |
| 8045. | (=^･ｪ･^=))ﾉ彡☆ (... | 91.38 | 95% | 2023-05-13 |
| 8046. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 91.38 | 98% | 2021-12-24 |
| 8047. | LESGOOOO LONGEST 100% (ever... | 91.38 | 99% | 2021-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |