Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6704. | Solo Typing Tutor 8 Dvorak ... | 93.91 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 6705. | new to Colemak (cyclicamp) | 93.91 | 98% | 2014-04-29 |
| 6706. | Dim (workahol1c) | 93.90 | 98% | 2020-05-25 |
| 6707. | Julian (industryinc) | 93.90 | 94% | 2017-09-29 |
| 6708. | Jimi (twentey) | 93.90 | 98% | 2016-04-07 |
| 6709. | (psyhackological) | 93.90 | 96% | 2019-07-07 |
| 6710. | K (ksil2) | 93.90 | 98% | 2017-06-18 |
| 6711. | John (johntypemaster) | 93.89 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 6712. | Corey (cjbro) | 93.89 | 97% | 2012-01-11 |
| 6713. | dumbdumbjr (dumbdumbjr) | 93.88 | 98.2% | 2023-06-26 |
| 6714. | Agna (absentabyss) | 93.88 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 6715. | Kbizzy (kbizzzyy) | 93.88 | 96.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 6716. | Dylan (slumpgod) | 93.88 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 6717. | Al (seraphytus) | 93.88 | — | 2010-02-02 |
| 6718. | san_ (san__) | 93.87 | 96% | 2022-12-26 |
| 6719. | Clayton (boxxylols) | 93.87 | 95% | 2015-08-03 |
| 6720. | Joseph (jpalma4790) | 93.86 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 6721. | CaccMann (aloned) | 93.86 | 98% | 2019-04-16 |
| 6722. | Rachel (rahrahretard) | 93.86 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 6723. | LongBien001 (hansonekt) | 93.86 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 6724. | feby (peby) | 93.86 | — | 2010-09-12 |
| 6725. | vidroth (vidroth) | 93.85 | — | 2010-11-23 |
| 6726. | Rafael (rafamav) | 93.85 | 94% | 2012-05-04 |
| 6727. | Anthony (duragsensei) | 93.84 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 6728. | Dave (runninginsquares) | 93.84 | 94% | 2014-04-04 |
| 6729. | Free Palestine (alakazaifa) | 93.84 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 6730. | Yuuki (se_yuuki) | 93.84 | 95% | 2016-07-23 |
| 6731. | Lucas (lux0sz) | 93.84 | 92% | 2015-07-17 |
| 6732. | Prasant (man_iac) | 93.83 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 6733. | thuc (thucdx) | 93.83 | 97% | 2015-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |