As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4544. | tutnek (tutnek) | 99.08 | 98.8% | 2024-05-08 |
| 4545. | Nigel (ferretinahat) | 99.08 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 4546. | can't type :) (void7750) | 99.07 | 97.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 4547. | Owen (luoowen) | 99.06 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 4548. | soilderith (soilderboy) | 99.05 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 4549. | nil (nilmoe) | 99.04 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 4550. | :) (drewroen) | 99.04 | 93% | 2016-02-10 |
| 4551. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 99.03 | 98% | 2016-11-22 |
| 4552. | hella (accuracyforever) | 99.02 | 99% | 2024-05-28 |
| 4553. | 🤔 (akixuu) | 99.02 | 97.2% | 2024-03-20 |
| 4554. | SpicyAsianBoy (spicyasianboy) | 99.02 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
| 4555. | (alifeofregret) | 99.02 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 4556. | Peggy (peggyrwa) | 99.02 | 97% | 2016-02-20 |
| 4557. | Sam (sam3456) | 99.01 | 97.7% | 2024-04-17 |
| 4558. | ae (bigae) | 99.01 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 4559. | Bleh (entropian) | 99.01 | 99% | 2022-01-02 |
| 4560. | Joseph (jpalma4790) | 99.00 | 99% | 2021-08-04 |
| 4561. | Dyl (dbambino) | 99.00 | 99% | 2017-08-07 |
| 4562. | HOFONG (hofong) | 99.00 | 95% | 2016-08-04 |
| 4563. | Luke (lukell) | 98.99 | 97.9% | 2025-02-05 |
| 4564. | Happy (candy02058912) | 98.98 | 99% | 2020-09-13 |
| 4565. | OAYCG22 (oaycg22) | 98.97 | 97% | 2016-05-14 |
| 4566. | SkimnerPhi (skyminer707) | 98.97 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
| 4567. | Samantha (samananthak) | 98.97 | 100% | 2015-07-24 |
| 4568. | D (dmaulish) | 98.97 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 4569. | sop (sopyo) | 98.96 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 4570. | slow. (meeper24) | 98.96 | 96% | 2022-06-04 |
| 4571. | girl love dvorak (chris_dvo... | 98.95 | 97.4% | 2024-03-24 |
| 4572. | Braeden (cheetoo) | 98.95 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
| 4573. | UnderwaterAir (underwaterco... | 98.94 | 98% | 2023-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |