So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7156. | 98765321 (98765321) | 92.59 | 98% | 2016-09-18 |
7157. | Andrew (jargazes) | 92.59 | 98% | 2015-12-31 |
7158. | Don (doncairo) | 92.58 | 98% | 2012-10-24 |
7159. | Christian (typemasterwinner) | 92.58 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
7160. | rockwell (rockwell) | 92.58 | — | 2009-07-28 |
7161. | Jonas (jnshey) | 92.58 | 98% | 2018-07-04 |
7162. | Eren (erenjulien) | 92.57 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
7163. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 92.57 | 99% | 2021-10-05 |
7164. | Tuna (stanislas) | 92.57 | 93% | 2016-08-19 |
7165. | Joie (jliba12) | 92.57 | 91% | 2014-01-02 |
7166. | Kid from Beyoğlu (euthymia) | 92.56 | 97.6% | 2021-02-08 |
7167. | cassandra (cassandroid) | 92.55 | — | 2008-08-14 |
7168. | gooddogthedog (gooddogthedog) | 92.55 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
7169. | rchern (rchern) | 92.55 | 92% | 2011-09-09 |
7170. | BRETT KOHLER IS SCARED OF S... | 92.55 | 98% | 2014-06-08 |
7171. | Ben (ben1406) | 92.55 | 96% | 2011-07-20 |
7172. | Joseph (jpalma4790) | 92.54 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
7173. | Joakim (di_angelo) | 92.54 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
7174. | Zyune (spacebarhops) | 92.53 | 93% | 2016-07-16 |
7175. | Sentinel (sentinel) | 92.53 | 95% | 2011-07-13 |
7176. | Arjun (k9cruncher) | 92.52 | 97% | 2022-10-22 |
7177. | s (x98667x) | 92.52 | 96% | 2015-04-22 |
7178. | Erik (ish4) | 92.52 | 97% | 2015-01-15 |
7179. | Jasper (jaspernl) | 92.51 | 95% | 2016-04-14 |
7180. | ohmygod (ohmygod7627) | 92.51 | 96% | 2015-04-30 |
7181. | Cardboard (zetsubobox) | 92.51 | 98% | 2012-03-22 |
7182. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 92.51 | 98% | 2016-08-27 |
7183. | Marko (markovojvodic84) | 92.51 | 95% | 2012-12-28 |
7184. | edison (edis0n) | 92.50 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
7185. | Zenthus (zenthus) | 92.50 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |