The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3750. | Yaw (wybee) | 59.69 | 95% | 2018-08-11 |
| 3751. | Nemo (sanganxoidetienkuagai) | 59.68 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 3752. | Ryles (ernestryles) | 59.68 | 91% | 2012-01-13 |
| 3753. | Joe (ibelaxin) | 59.68 | 93% | 2012-07-17 |
| 3754. | Harvey (precisiongoat) | 59.68 | 96% | 2022-01-06 |
| 3755. | Diory (diory) | 59.68 | 94% | 2015-08-30 |
| 3756. | Dusty (heavyd21) | 59.68 | 98% | 2014-03-04 |
| 3757. | liwen (taka_ul) | 59.68 | 97% | 2011-07-06 |
| 3758. | bawty rippa (bbbrandon) | 59.68 | 94% | 2017-12-29 |
| 3759. | Eva (koko72927) | 59.67 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 3760. | Jack (jayers375) | 59.67 | 95% | 2012-12-12 |
| 3761. | Wesley (wesabbal32) | 59.66 | 96% | 2016-01-30 |
| 3762. | Khairosh (khairosh) | 59.66 | 87% | 2014-11-13 |
| 3763. | Shokhrukh (shokhrukh18) | 59.66 | 93% | 2022-05-16 |
| 3764. | TaBestNoob (tabest) | 59.66 | 96% | 2023-10-31 |
| 3765. | Anand (anand7711) | 59.66 | 96% | 2022-06-25 |
| 3766. | John Paul (jp_ramolete16) | 59.65 | 95% | 2022-09-03 |
| 3767. | Enrique (zero9o) | 59.65 | 95% | 2015-01-21 |
| 3768. | Val (bdieseldorff) | 59.65 | 91% | 2016-03-30 |
| 3769. | राघव (ragh) | 59.65 | 99% | 2017-05-06 |
| 3770. | ted (sayonara999) | 59.65 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
| 3771. | FirstTime (josephpogi) | 59.64 | 94% | 2016-09-02 |
| 3772. | Josh (fiyer) | 59.64 | 97% | 2023-02-12 |
| 3773. | King JF (foongtastic) | 59.64 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 3774. | lhdrive (kickmic) | 59.63 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
| 3775. | Genaro (tamemister) | 59.63 | 92% | 2012-03-20 |
| 3776. | fran (frantarkenton) | 59.63 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 3777. | Akash (akash_wanted) | 59.63 | 97% | 2013-07-09 |
| 3778. | Angel (plwh) | 59.63 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 3779. | Samiksha (samikshaparab) | 59.63 | 95% | 2011-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |