Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 777. | Afz (afzofa) | 103.19 | 96% | 2020-01-25 |
| 778. | Chris (foofoo720) | 103.18 | 98% | 2017-12-04 |
| 779. | Rob (rstefanic) | 103.14 | 100% | 2020-06-30 |
| 780. | Dylan🔥🔥 (lynchifer) | 103.12 | 96% | 2018-09-14 |
| 781. | Jordan (yurf) | 103.05 | 96% | 2018-05-24 |
| 782. | Kooch (kochy) | 103.00 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 783. | Phlex (phlexplexico) | 102.98 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
| 784. | rngy (rngyy) | 102.98 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
| 785. | Stu (iamthestu) | 102.96 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 786. | Cwis (cwismastwee) | 102.94 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
| 787. | gavinc (klontz) | 102.91 | 97% | 2019-10-11 |
| 788. | tstats[daball] (daball) | 102.89 | 98% | 2018-03-03 |
| 789. | Gato (gatoamarillo) | 102.87 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| 790. | Nate (thatguyx) | 102.85 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
| 791. | lambdanaut (lambdanaut) | 102.84 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
| 792. | Erasmo (erasmognome) | 102.82 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
| 793. | pen (lock3r) | 102.81 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
| 794. | KookyMonster🍪🍪🍪 (j... | 102.81 | 98% | 2019-06-24 |
| 795. | Kevin (clearlynotkevin) | 102.79 | 98% | 2020-01-03 |
| 796. | jazon (jazonandes) | 102.76 | 97% | 2020-09-15 |
| 797. | Kyu (kyukang) | 102.73 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
| 798. | Hehe (gagokarin) | 102.71 | 98% | 2019-11-26 |
| 799. | Alex (alexpizarroj) | 102.70 | 97% | 2018-10-07 |
| 800. | ⦗10FF⦘ euij (euij) | 102.69 | 97% | 2018-11-21 |
| 801. | Exyiaevox (exyia) | 102.66 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 802. | Mouse (shenx) | 102.65 | 98% | 2020-03-10 |
| 803. | Jerrin (btzombie) | 102.65 | 99% | 2019-09-08 |
| 804. | Allan (ajdx88) | 102.60 | 98% | 2017-10-15 |
| 805. | CheetahDude (ghysdd) | 102.51 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 806. | Tyler (ttyler99) | 102.48 | 99% | 2019-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |