I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9753. | TheMaz (themaz) | 87.03 | 97% | 2019-06-09 |
| 9754. | Dominic (dnguerri) | 87.03 | 96% | 2021-04-25 |
| 9755. | (naturaladoption) | 87.03 | 96.5% | 2024-08-01 |
| 9756. | Jay (liaojh) | 87.02 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
| 9757. | Turree (turree) | 87.02 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
| 9758. | sidd (siddvader) | 87.02 | 96% | 2022-08-04 |
| 9759. | Atif (pakistan_786) | 87.02 | 99% | 2021-08-03 |
| 9760. | Guadalupe (gmaster98) | 87.02 | 95% | 2016-05-23 |
| 9761. | Thug (thuglife512) | 87.02 | 93% | 2016-03-08 |
| 9762. | Koki (frequentflyer) | 87.01 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 9763. | lightspeed80 (lightspeed80) | 87.01 | 96.9% | 2024-09-01 |
| 9764. | Yudi (yjoe) | 87.01 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 9765. | Divide (divide0) | 87.01 | 93% | 2016-02-25 |
| 9766. | Missy (lovelydy) | 87.01 | 99% | 2020-04-17 |
| 9767. | Humm (syedhumza247) | 87.00 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 9768. | Fredrik (warmastercat) | 87.00 | 93% | 2016-02-03 |
| 9769. | Josh (joslemon) | 86.99 | 96% | 2015-10-14 |
| 9770. | firedarkS (firedarks) | 86.99 | 96% | 2019-09-29 |
| 9771. | ZlotZ (zlotz) | 86.99 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 9772. | Chatham (cala95) | 86.98 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
| 9773. | Marlon (genedy21) | 86.98 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 9774. | tstats[sozettaslow] (sozett... | 86.98 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
| 9775. | Keziah (kookiru) | 86.98 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
| 9776. | Devan (doublebacknv) | 86.98 | 97% | 2016-10-26 |
| 9777. | Duke (dylan1234567) | 86.98 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
| 9778. | Jeje McCallister (jejemccal... | 86.97 | 98% | 2023-07-28 |
| 9779. | nick (nickcolombia) | 86.97 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 9780. | Solstar (chocorulz) | 86.97 | 96% | 2017-12-09 |
| 9781. | Alejandro (aleviera01) | 86.97 | 98% | 2015-10-04 |
| 9782. | Nico (clarencenico) | 86.97 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |