So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22498. | ABDELMOGHIT (ragnarox) | 64.54 | 95.9% | 2023-09-29 |
| 22499. | Nikita (nikbolotin) | 64.54 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 22500. | Dávila (luischencho) | 64.54 | 90% | 2014-10-11 |
| 22501. | amem (fasts) | 64.54 | — | 2010-02-06 |
| 22502. | Thomas (lenherr) | 64.54 | — | 2009-04-05 |
| 22503. | John Kenneth (kc0721) | 64.54 | 97% | 2018-03-27 |
| 22504. | Andrew (legitskill) | 64.53 | 94% | 2015-07-17 |
| 22505. | falcrux (falcrux) | 64.53 | 94% | 2020-02-02 |
| 22506. | chaotix (mcomm7) | 64.53 | 98% | 2020-10-14 |
| 22507. | Pranay (pranay08) | 64.52 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 22508. | Kira Nerys (kira_nerys) | 64.52 | 96% | 2022-02-19 |
| 22509. | Nightmare (zhanarbek) | 64.52 | 94% | 2021-12-16 |
| 22510. | going_for_80 (jolosol) | 64.52 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 22511. | Jonah (jonahswann20) | 64.52 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 22512. | habib (harkce) | 64.52 | 96% | 2017-11-06 |
| 22513. | 61 (longfumoon) | 64.52 | 93% | 2016-06-25 |
| 22514. | Joshua (joshuaalegbe101) | 64.51 | 95% | 2023-03-13 |
| 22515. | karty (karty) | 64.51 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
| 22516. | HayfordHumade (flace) | 64.51 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
| 22517. | ZR (zzrjoe) | 64.51 | 96% | 2017-09-20 |
| 22518. | Franklin (frankeellins) | 64.51 | 90% | 2013-05-21 |
| 22519. | Joshua (neverfallen) | 64.51 | 91% | 2016-08-22 |
| 22520. | zaur (zaurww) | 64.51 | 96% | 2011-08-16 |
| 22521. | Eva (koko72927) | 64.51 | — | 2009-05-31 |
| 22522. | yyqx (yyqx0521) | 64.50 | 94% | 2021-09-30 |
| 22523. | hlw_anuj_agrawal (i_m_anuj_... | 64.50 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
| 22524. | cippuda (cippuda) | 64.50 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
| 22525. | Amanda (amandakkamp) | 64.50 | 93% | 2011-12-11 |
| 22526. | jose (asmking) | 64.50 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 22527. | Ozzy (ozzyy) | 64.50 | 89% | 2016-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |