The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20533. | Zaoxa (enkryptsyon) | 71.42 | 94% | 2019-11-05 |
| 20534. | Asgarnian (asgarnian) | 71.42 | 93% | 2015-09-23 |
| 20535. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 71.42 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 20536. | Marquis (marquis_) | 71.42 | 95% | 2022-04-15 |
| 20537. | Sasim (sasim) | 71.42 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 20538. | Max (driema) | 71.42 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 20539. | Aragon (aragonx) | 71.42 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 20540. | Prince (03000066106) | 71.41 | 99% | 2021-01-08 |
| 20541. | ᕙ(˵ ಠ ਊ ಠ ˵)ᕗ (... | 71.41 | 95.7% | 2021-02-20 |
| 20542. | Emily (snowserpent) | 71.40 | 91% | 2015-05-11 |
| 20543. | D E M O N (d_emon) | 71.40 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 20544. | Michael (infa) | 71.40 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
| 20545. | nim (nimen) | 71.40 | 99% | 2020-11-22 |
| 20546. | Corinne (spreeleicora) | 71.40 | 95% | 2011-09-28 |
| 20547. | laptime (lawsonpace) | 71.40 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 20548. | deget (deget) | 71.40 | 94% | 2016-02-17 |
| 20549. | Densetsu (densetsunobattousai) | 71.39 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 20550. | Gengchen (thallium54) | 71.39 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
| 20551. | Aiden (aidenthegreat2) | 71.39 | 97% | 2018-01-11 |
| 20552. | Joshua (joshdosti95) | 71.39 | 94% | 2015-02-22 |
| 20553. | ChroneZZ (chronezz) | 71.38 | 87% | 2016-05-21 |
| 20554. | Ali (alyhssn) | 71.38 | 96% | 2023-06-22 |
| 20555. | Skagenmacka (skagenmacka) | 71.38 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 20556. | Tha' Baas (thabaas) | 71.38 | 94% | 2014-11-19 |
| 20557. | Evan (ricebuns) | 71.38 | 88% | 2012-11-11 |
| 20558. | mellisa (klaudine) | 71.38 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 20559. | jayson (jaysonkidd32) | 71.37 | — | 2010-06-28 |
| 20560. | Ahmad (ahmad1997) | 71.37 | 96% | 2014-08-10 |
| 20561. | Adrian (adrian99) | 71.36 | 92% | 2016-07-18 |
| 20562. | drenchedinsweat (bareagua) | 71.36 | 96% | 2023-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |