I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10584. | Alex (aerophy10) | 84.14 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 10585. | Yuki (yewksmaroo) | 84.13 | 92% | 2014-03-19 |
| 10586. | Conner (jabronee) | 84.13 | 94% | 2016-04-27 |
| 10587. | Filipo (filipomarcel) | 84.13 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 10588. | Dustin (dtrain586) | 84.13 | 97% | 2011-06-17 |
| 10589. | Even (aggressivepie) | 84.12 | 93% | 2019-11-01 |
| 10590. | Ben (lalbtyd25) | 84.12 | 96% | 2023-06-15 |
| 10591. | OOZE (wizard_of_ooze) | 84.12 | 96% | 2016-07-06 |
| 10592. | dirts (dirts) | 84.12 | 89% | 2016-08-22 |
| 10593. | Adam (borasz) | 84.12 | 96% | 2015-04-20 |
| 10594. | Marko (alchemist1) | 84.11 | 96% | 2017-07-07 |
| 10595. | aL (aleksandra) | 84.11 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 10596. | Philip (piporace10) | 84.10 | 94% | 2015-06-23 |
| 10597. | Gee (ggayowsky) | 84.10 | 99% | 2019-04-24 |
| 10598. | Courtney (brooke0309) | 84.10 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 10599. | moe (moe091) | 84.10 | 97% | 2013-09-01 |
| 10600. | Jamie (joshdirv) | 84.09 | 97% | 2019-12-06 |
| 10601. | Kai (img3) | 84.09 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 10602. | Maarten (maartenv) | 84.09 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 10603. | Corbett (ck14136) | 84.09 | 95% | 2016-04-25 |
| 10604. | Tim (timbalo) | 84.09 | 92% | 2014-05-04 |
| 10605. | paulo (ufvpaulo) | 84.09 | — | 2009-09-09 |
| 10606. | Kyori (dragbolter) | 84.09 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
| 10607. | Adam (halfaznguy) | 84.08 | 95% | 2015-10-02 |
| 10608. | Matthew (matt5671110) | 84.08 | 99% | 2021-11-29 |
| 10609. | Cheese (you_like_cheese_dog) | 84.08 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
| 10610. | Bertrand (rockpapernuke) | 84.08 | 96% | 2019-12-01 |
| 10611. | Mitch (condos) | 84.08 | 94% | 2016-04-22 |
| 10612. | Hon (ramenman) | 84.08 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 10613. | Philipp (philipp77) | 84.08 | 96% | 2014-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |