Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1159. | Davey (gujin) | 91.85 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
| 1160. | Benjamin (mechkeyboardlife) | 91.82 | 98% | 2017-12-31 |
| 1161. | Cole (cmrrockstar85) | 91.82 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 1162. | ayy (spurty) | 91.79 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
| 1163. | Dean (biollama112) | 91.78 | 96% | 2017-12-02 |
| 1164. | peench (gozaimasu) | 91.77 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 1165. | Steven (sfount) | 91.74 | 97% | 2019-06-25 |
| 1166. | masoniya (masoniya) | 91.73 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 1167. | Jack (jr9810) | 91.71 | 98% | 2018-05-05 |
| 1168. | Victor (pikachunks) | 91.68 | 97% | 2018-05-15 |
| 1169. | Nani?! (omaewamoushindeiru) | 91.66 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
| 1170. | gangreenie (gangreenie) | 91.65 | 99% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1171. | Nick (1truelipstick) | 91.63 | 96% | 2019-04-17 |
| 1172. | Discipline (huynhkhacdat2) | 91.62 | 97% | 2019-06-14 |
| 1173. | Lambee (tundralegend) | 91.60 | 96% | 2019-03-23 |
| 1174. | Faith (faithfirst) | 91.59 | 98% | 2018-12-08 |
| 1175. | 陳 (joshbochuan) | 91.57 | 99% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1176. | Sathya (sathyaram) | 91.55 | 98% | 2018-12-16 |
| 1177. | Mykal (mykalg) | 91.54 | 100% | 2019-08-12 |
| 1178. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 91.53 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 1179. | El Jefe (el_jefe) | 91.51 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 1180. | David (leepictrollexd) | 91.51 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 1181. | Jerrin (btzombie) | 91.50 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 1182. | Dankman (dedankman) | 91.48 | 99% | 2018-12-03 |
| 1183. | Taran (tarankloty) | 91.48 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 1184. | Snarky (snarkyp) | 91.45 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 1185. | Kyle Me (poledancerz) | 91.42 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
| 1186. | Naufal (naufalputrap) | 91.42 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 1187. | Mark (kanohn) | 91.37 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
| 1188. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 91.31 | 99% | 2020-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |