I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11229. | Bryce (bpolito8) | 83.19 | 97% | 2021-12-26 |
| 11230. | c4324r (mr_caesar) | 83.19 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 11231. | dude (udead1) | 83.19 | 97% | 2020-04-10 |
| 11232. | Rikard (rikardny) | 83.19 | 95% | 2019-06-04 |
| 11233. | Ike (_ike_) | 83.18 | 96% | 2018-07-24 |
| 11234. | Y0LK (yolk_000) | 83.18 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 11235. | Jasckon (camochameleon56) | 83.18 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 11236. | JED (colemakky) | 83.18 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 11237. | Timothy (timothyslash) | 83.18 | 99% | 2017-08-01 |
| 11238. | Ted (ted_j_kaczynski) | 83.17 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 11239. | Michael (applejack42) | 83.17 | 99% | 2019-01-07 |
| 11240. | kb noob (akh7) | 83.17 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 11241. | Kamal (kamal250j) | 83.17 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 11242. | Shiwei (dsw260) | 83.17 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
| 11243. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 83.15 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 11244. | 愛 ﻉ√٥ﺎ💜 (ksugia... | 83.14 | 99% | 2019-09-30 |
| 11245. | Coubal (coubal99) | 83.13 | 97.7% | 2024-04-17 |
| 11246. | Nicholas (josh2648) | 83.13 | 97% | 2017-11-29 |
| 11247. | alex (pmills8) | 83.13 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 11248. | Arin (arinkothari) | 83.13 | 97% | 2022-01-27 |
| 11249. | Plato (observer_02) | 83.13 | 91% | 2017-02-27 |
| 11250. | Ivan (expl1icity) | 83.12 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 11251. | kikin (thesmallmeninstitute) | 83.12 | 96% | 2023-06-24 |
| 11252. | MantisTyping (mantistyping) | 83.12 | 96% | 2021-10-17 |
| 11253. | KnewTon (garywantusi) | 83.11 | 95% | 2025-05-30 |
| 11254. | creaturefeature (wolfogon) | 83.11 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 11255. | George (linnypurple) | 83.11 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 11256. | Skyler (skylrrr) | 83.11 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 11257. | Calsuis (calsuis) | 83.11 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 11258. | Zhen Qing (lim0721lim) | 83.11 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |