As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15804. | Mohnish (mohnish11) | 70.24 | 94% | 2016-03-04 |
15805. | Gustas (guzhazi) | 70.24 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
15806. | Brian (peebran) | 70.24 | 96.4% | 2021-02-16 |
15807. | Ken (kenh) | 70.24 | 98% | 2021-02-16 |
15808. | Muzzle (muzzlerat) | 70.24 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
15809. | Ring2020 (ring2020) | 70.23 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
15810. | Isaac (newton6674) | 70.23 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
15811. | HooLee (vladimir_ps) | 70.23 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
15812. | Andoot (andikke) | 70.22 | 94% | 2020-07-09 |
15813. | Brock (brockwilsonrecords) | 70.22 | 96.8% | 2021-02-10 |
15814. | Ethan (gameystew8) | 70.21 | 97% | 2022-07-26 |
15815. | Andrew (slamsrus) | 70.21 | 96% | 2015-12-08 |
15816. | Daniel (dark0nee) | 70.21 | 96% | 2019-07-17 |
15817. | Hurulv (hurulv) | 70.21 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
15818. | KoSak (kosak) | 70.21 | 93% | 2015-04-22 |
15819. | traino (elvis9) | 70.21 | 98% | 2015-05-13 |
15820. | Dactyl Typer (joserc87) | 70.20 | 94% | 2015-05-02 |
15821. | NoIBrows (noibrows) | 70.20 | 97% | 2024-06-08 |
15822. | Domen (antreu) | 70.20 | 96% | 2021-11-06 |
15823. | m0rsti (m0rsti) | 70.20 | 91% | 2017-04-04 |
15824. | Me (emailgmailcom) | 70.20 | 96% | 2023-06-05 |
15825. | Victor Fdz (vichorio) | 70.20 | 92% | 2016-02-02 |
15826. | Philip (needtoimprovespeed) | 70.20 | 93% | 2015-09-13 |
15827. | Eli (stable_puppy) | 70.19 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
15828. | jveee (jv223) | 70.19 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
15829. | Dean (dtsaltas) | 70.19 | 96% | 2016-02-19 |
15830. | Stefan (electrus) | 70.19 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
15831. | Brian (presonus) | 70.19 | 93% | 2016-12-21 |
15832. | randomoink (randomoink) | 70.18 | 96% | 2017-09-22 |
15833. | KYLE (fargo) | 70.18 | 95% | 2015-11-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |