Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3083. | Katrina (katrinakyto) | 76.09 | 96% | 2018-11-24 |
| 3084. | Ajmal (ajmal21) | 76.08 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 3085. | Unknown (unknown404) | 76.06 | 97% | 2020-02-05 |
| 3086. | sridhar (sridhar10) | 76.06 | 97% | 2019-06-26 |
| 3087. | Max (xiinq) | 76.06 | 98% | 2019-10-21 |
| 3088. | Jerrin (dvorak_is_superior) | 76.06 | 98% | 2020-02-12 |
| 3089. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 76.04 | 96% | 2018-03-30 |
| 3090. | _ (ovorampage) | 76.03 | 96% | 2019-12-27 |
| 3091. | Biased (biased) | 76.01 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
| 3092. | DC (dcl238) | 76.01 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 3093. | egnaro (egnaro315) | 76.00 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| 3094. | Chef Giuliano (gd27) | 76.00 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 3095. | derdier (derdier) | 76.00 | 96% | 2018-07-25 |
| 3096. | Siddharth (siddharth_giri) | 75.98 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| 3097. | Anuvrat (anuvrat) | 75.96 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 3098. | Alex (arint) | 75.95 | 96% | 2019-11-09 |
| 3099. | Josephus (josephus) | 75.92 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 3100. | Light (lightneesan) | 75.91 | 97% | 2019-02-20 |
| 3101. | Sophie (sdw2565) | 75.90 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
| 3102. | Micheal (x3tsubasa) | 75.89 | 98% | 2020-07-11 |
| 3103. | Ketchup (kamr) | 75.89 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
| 3104. | Evan (evanger) | 75.89 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 3105. | Matilda (x_missin_pgl_2008_x) | 75.87 | 95% | 2017-11-26 |
| 3106. | Will (ghostal) | 75.85 | 97% | 2020-05-29 |
| 3107. | Peter (aloyr) | 75.83 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 3108. | David (ogwoohoo) | 75.83 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
| 3109. | sn0w (surrp3nt) | 75.82 | 96% | 2017-11-05 |
| 3110. | EdK (edk2000) | 75.82 | 98% | 2019-06-25 |
| 3111. | Calvin (blindpainter) | 75.82 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 3112. | Mark (emptyper) | 75.81 | 98% | 2017-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |