See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7503. | The126thSidhant (cycle1) | 89.88 | 97% | 2020-03-05 |
| 7504. | Cyrus (rade04) | 89.88 | 96% | 2023-09-03 |
| 7505. | Vaj (taychee) | 89.88 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 7506. | Jacobo (codeinebryant) | 89.88 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 7507. | Andy (mrfoggz) | 89.87 | 99% | 2020-06-25 |
| 7508. | donk (mimosa_barbossa) | 89.87 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| 7509. | py (pytech) | 89.87 | 98.1% | 2023-05-31 |
| 7510. | scy (cartercurren) | 89.87 | 98.2% | 2021-01-30 |
| 7511. | Kelly (kellyoubrejr) | 89.87 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 7512. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 89.87 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 7513. | Red (redhood07) | 89.87 | 97% | 2019-10-11 |
| 7514. | Faisal (faisalsharif1) | 89.87 | 98.5% | 2023-07-17 |
| 7515. | Big Pop (broguyman) | 89.86 | 99% | 2021-11-17 |
| 7516. | Tami (tamcam) | 89.86 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 7517. | Pielicker (pielicker) | 89.85 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 7518. | Ahh (jinxexe) | 89.85 | 96% | 2023-01-12 |
| 7519. | typeracerer (josephjospeh) | 89.84 | 97% | 2025-08-05 |
| 7520. | Boomer (typicalboomer) | 89.83 | 99.2% | 2024-08-25 |
| 7521. | BlueJay314 (eajohnson2@live... | 89.83 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 7522. | Albert (w199381) | 89.83 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 7523. | Daniel (pies_) | 89.82 | 99% | 2024-10-09 |
| 7524. | Shree (shreejo) | 89.82 | 98% | 2023-08-22 |
| 7525. | tron (tronunator) | 89.82 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 7526. | Texi Wu (texiwu) | 89.81 | 97.3% | 2024-07-06 |
| 7527. | Ben (thebenman7dv) | 89.81 | 97.7% | 2025-01-15 |
| 7528. | BowKnee (bowknee) | 89.81 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 7529. | Terairk (terairk) | 89.80 | 97% | 2019-09-14 |
| 7530. | Asher (ashermallow) | 89.79 | 98% | 2025-07-12 |
| 7531. | Buckem (buckem) | 89.79 | 98.1% | 2024-04-07 |
| 7532. | Pär (plund) | 89.79 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |