It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1516. | sheep (theonesheep) | 86.52 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 1517. | H (docsattar) | 86.51 | 99% | 2019-11-17 |
| 1518. | ali (ethyl_ethanoate) | 86.50 | 95% | 2020-01-01 |
| 1519. | kev (kilb0t) | 86.47 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 1520. | Thi (rodingersmg) | 86.47 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| 1521. | quackeda (quackeda) | 86.47 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 1522. | Bananko (bananko) | 86.46 | 98% | 2017-11-25 |
| 1523. | terence (teeyau) | 86.45 | 96% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1524. | Next (nextjk) | 86.43 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
| 1525. | EatingFromTrashcan (namtrac... | 86.42 | 98% | 2018-07-04 |
| 1526. | 🌠Rubby🌠 (mikerubby) | 86.38 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 1527. | Ryan (xealzarjolbiver) | 86.37 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 1528. | Mark (powrtoch) | 86.35 | 97% | 2019-01-26 |
| 1529. | Jifabulix (jifabulix) | 86.34 | 98% | 2018-07-18 |
| 1530. | 🫐🌺Ruby (reuben_yeager) | 86.34 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
| 1531. | This Guy (frostywits) | 86.34 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 1532. | Peter (speedyboi95) | 86.33 | 98% | 2020-05-25 |
| 1533. | Shrapnel (josephdupraz) | 86.33 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 1534. | Tony 🐱👤 (demon0192) | 86.30 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 1535. | Jordy (mrollie) | 86.29 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
| 1536. | Marc (marxotkin) | 86.26 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| 1537. | agyon (meikaina) | 86.25 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
| 1538. | Mark (piluncraeshgt) | 86.21 | 99% | 2018-12-21 |
| 1539. | Stay (stayscaffolded) | 86.21 | 95% | 2020-06-18 |
| 1540. | VyPah (vypah) | 86.20 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 1541. | Doodle (hiimdoodle) | 86.17 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
| 1542. | Ethan (urafkingdog) | 86.17 | 96% | 2018-12-01 |
| 1543. | Boggity (nanui) | 86.16 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 1544. | XrXr (xrxr) | 86.15 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 1545. | btst (sabelle_) | 86.14 | 95% | 2020-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |