Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3056. | Arthur (sylverphoenix) | 74.92 | 97% | 2019-05-12 |
| 3057. | jana (lusiopao) | 74.92 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 3058. | Green (grnnja) | 74.92 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
| 3059. | Persia (piecedigital) | 74.91 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 3060. | 而自遇見你 惡夢就... | 74.91 | 96% | 2018-05-09 |
| 3061. | Denny (shizkr) | 74.91 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 3062. | J (fortunapls) | 74.91 | 98% | 2018-07-19 |
| 3063. | Didar (didar860) | 74.91 | 99% | 2018-08-01 |
| 3064. | victor (chenciaga) | 74.85 | 95% | 2019-06-23 |
| 3065. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 74.85 | 96% | 2019-05-30 |
| 3066. | typing chad (typing_chad) | 74.84 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
| 3067. | Taylor James (trogers91) | 74.83 | 99% | 2019-04-22 |
| 3068. | Suthichai (randombadger) | 74.82 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| 3069. | hoang viet (waniku) | 74.82 | 98% | 2018-03-31 |
| 3070. | tristen (unitristen) | 74.81 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
| 3071. | Lucas (supermug) | 74.80 | 95% | 2020-12-13 |
| 3072. | Richard (jorimi) | 74.79 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 3073. | kb noob (akh7) | 74.79 | 96% | 2020-06-09 |
| 3074. | Leo (ljrobispado) | 74.78 | 98% | 2020-01-12 |
| 3075. | William (wdk5013) | 74.77 | 95% | 2018-05-05 |
| 3076. | Natalie (dolphinbunny359) | 74.74 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 3077. | 케빈 [Kevin] (lastalchemist) | 74.72 | 97% | 2018-06-10 |
| 3078. | Vasu (vasushash_2016) | 74.71 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 3079. | Sangin (sanginkjekk) | 74.71 | 98% | 2020-05-28 |
| 3080. | Ethan (urafkingdog) | 74.69 | 93% | 2018-12-31 |
| 3081. | serena (sereeenuh) | 74.67 | 95% | 2019-12-25 |
| 3082. | Daniel (gromityperacer) | 74.67 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 3083. | Lupi (thedogz) | 74.66 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
| 3084. | glhf (yourmomgae69) | 74.65 | 94% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3085. | Miika (hakkerijehu) | 74.65 | 95% | 2020-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |