As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6690. | Dylan (dyl0e) | 91.65 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 6691. | Art (artkhl) | 91.65 | 98% | 2024-08-24 |
| 6692. | Nobu (nobunakamura) | 91.65 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 6693. | lalazuv (lalazuv) | 91.64 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 6694. | Nobody is perfect. (odareal... | 91.64 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 6695. | Crystal (crystal_angelo) | 91.64 | 98% | 2023-10-22 |
| 6696. | Albert (tastiermite) | 91.64 | 97.7% | 2021-02-20 |
| 6697. | chekic (chekic) | 91.64 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 6698. | qazaqyanke (qazaqyanke) | 91.63 | 98% | 2024-03-22 |
| 6699. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 91.63 | 96.8% | 2025-01-25 |
| 6700. | Colin (sticklin10) | 91.63 | 91% | 2016-05-17 |
| 6701. | jb (woorie7) | 91.63 | 96% | 2016-05-30 |
| 6702. | Tarako (tarako) | 91.63 | 96% | 2015-04-24 |
| 6703. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 91.62 | 100% | 2021-01-09 |
| 6704. | world man (fricked) | 91.62 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 6705. | DayVIS (yoyochecktisout) | 91.62 | 93% | 2016-06-04 |
| 6706. | Richard (jorimi) | 91.61 | 97.5% | 2025-02-09 |
| 6707. | T (simonhawk) | 91.61 | 92% | 2015-05-20 |
| 6708. | Keago (keago) | 91.61 | 99% | 2019-12-31 |
| 6709. | skrubilonibus (skrubilonibus) | 91.60 | 97% | 2018-10-10 |
| 6710. | Abdriano (abdrian0) | 91.59 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
| 6711. | glerou (tudesci) | 91.59 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
| 6712. | Max (souriz) | 91.59 | 97% | 2018-07-13 |
| 6713. | Ivan (ivantakashi) | 91.58 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 6714. | gwscal (gwscal) | 91.58 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 6715. | Like Like (like_like) | 91.58 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 6716. | Avery (avery_l) | 91.57 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 6717. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 91.56 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 6718. | Yanni (moronicmetalman) | 91.56 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
| 6719. | TheHiggsBottom (thehiggsbot... | 91.56 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |