So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24945. | Jessica (beachcutie20052001) | 60.90 | 87% | 2015-08-19 |
| 24946. | Sundar (sundarban) | 60.90 | 92% | 2015-10-13 |
| 24947. | Julio (silentnyx) | 60.90 | 95% | 2015-12-25 |
| 24948. | Maurício (mauodias) | 60.90 | 93% | 2020-09-01 |
| 24949. | Neil (neil_004) | 60.90 | 95% | 2011-06-07 |
| 24950. | Sơn (sonbabys) | 60.90 | 99% | 2012-07-08 |
| 24951. | what eva (kuwait) | 60.90 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 24952. | Bikram (bikramthapa) | 60.90 | 98% | 2014-11-19 |
| 24953. | Dan (danthanuoft) | 60.89 | 96% | 2018-09-02 |
| 24954. | Noobie (nooobie_typer) | 60.89 | 96% | 2022-08-27 |
| 24955. | keith (packswim) | 60.89 | 95% | 2012-11-29 |
| 24956. | dreek (dreek98) | 60.89 | 97% | 2019-09-02 |
| 24957. | ngoc (vanthong) | 60.89 | 94% | 2013-02-13 |
| 24958. | Stefan (stefans) | 60.89 | — | 2010-11-08 |
| 24959. | em (mnnm) | 60.89 | 95% | 2018-07-08 |
| 24960. | go for 100 (gofor100) | 60.89 | 94% | 2012-04-26 |
| 24961. | Black (ryujinjakka) | 60.88 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| 24962. | jaypee__official (johnbaba) | 60.88 | 95% | 2023-09-25 |
| 24963. | saintpati (saintpati) | 60.88 | 96.1% | 2021-02-01 |
| 24964. | Jo Reynold (joreynold182) | 60.88 | 96% | 2012-03-31 |
| 24965. | NK (waone88) | 60.88 | 94% | 2013-03-28 |
| 24966. | Marry (try28476) | 60.88 | 93% | 2014-01-22 |
| 24967. | Bone (probono) | 60.87 | 95% | 2022-04-10 |
| 24968. | Superhero25e (green_01) | 60.87 | 96% | 2023-03-22 |
| 24969. | Zuggti (zuggt) | 60.87 | 94% | 2017-03-22 |
| 24970. | SlavicG (slavicg) | 60.87 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 24971. | Fabian (argi) | 60.87 | 90% | 2013-01-21 |
| 24972. | ε=== (tys_abe) | 60.87 | 97% | 2014-03-19 |
| 24973. | Dylan (dolandoge) | 60.86 | 95% | 2020-08-09 |
| 24974. | by (by_law) | 60.86 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |