I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1997. | Kevin (lugardo) | 87.79 | 98.1% | 2024-08-27 |
| 1998. | øracle (typingmaniac123456... | 87.77 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 1999. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 87.77 | 95.5% | 2023-12-15 |
| 2000. | mayn (mayn65) | 87.76 | 98% | 2025-05-23 |
| 2001. | frank (frankpc) | 87.76 | 97.5% | 2024-04-14 |
| 2002. | Boran (boranroni) | 87.75 | 96.9% | 2025-03-22 |
| 2003. | peckcs (opecks) | 87.74 | 96.5% | 2023-07-15 |
| 2004. | #One More Year (supeer_heroo) | 87.73 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
| 2005. | satori (dnjooiopaa) | 87.68 | 95.5% | 2024-09-10 |
| 2006. | tstats[kaiju39] (kaiju39) | 87.68 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 2007. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 87.67 | 94.8% | 2023-09-11 |
| 2008. | rilesdun (riilesdun) | 87.66 | 97% | 2024-07-24 |
| 2009. | Dirivial (alcade) | 87.66 | 99% | 2023-08-17 |
| 2010. | isaiah (ieshua1178) | 87.64 | 95% | 2024-04-22 |
| 2011. | Yoda (noobmaster04) | 87.64 | 96.3% | 2024-03-01 |
| 2012. | Steffin (steffin02) | 87.63 | 96.9% | 2024-01-15 |
| 2013. | jorddap (jorddap_7) | 87.61 | 96.8% | 2024-05-20 |
| 2014. | Kawsar (kawasar5685) | 87.61 | 96.7% | 2024-03-23 |
| 2015. | Nathaniel (natgjoh) | 87.61 | 95.5% | 2024-02-17 |
| 2016. | endless (dm475) | 87.61 | 98% | 2023-10-06 |
| 2017. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 87.60 | 97.9% | 2024-08-16 |
| 2018. | Darp (darp1337) | 87.60 | 96.9% | 2025-03-14 |
| 2019. | Justas (jusatas) | 87.58 | 97.9% | 2023-09-22 |
| 2020. | Vivek (vivekjoshi556) | 87.57 | 99% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2021. | typerwise (typerwise) | 87.56 | 97% | 2025-07-28 |
| 2022. | BedsideGoblin (bedsidegoblin) | 87.56 | 98% | 2024-11-21 |
| 2023. | Caleb (ravens_) | 87.56 | 96.6% | 2023-07-29 |
| 2024. | ken (silence0796) | 87.53 | 95.7% | 2023-11-17 |
| 2025. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 87.52 | 98.2% | 2023-09-14 |
| 2026. | FOO (mintaly_unstable) | 87.50 | 97.7% | 2023-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |