I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8358. | Steffin (steffin02) | 93.84 | 98.2% | 2024-01-22 |
| 8359. | Aleksander (alecz0) | 93.84 | 96% | 2025-01-19 |
| 8360. | Pierce (nitten) | 93.84 | 98% | 2025-02-18 |
| 8361. | _-_-_-_ (phelistein) | 93.84 | 99% | 2019-12-12 |
| 8362. | Uwarowite (uvarowite) | 93.83 | 97.8% | 2024-04-11 |
| 8363. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 93.83 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
| 8364. | Djordje (fa10vo) | 93.83 | 98.8% | 2025-05-11 |
| 8365. | Sreshta Kamya (nikitha) | 93.83 | 99% | 2022-11-29 |
| 8366. | Cheechu (cheechu) | 93.83 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 8367. | Sumit (smromuec) | 93.83 | 98% | 2018-04-16 |
| 8368. | MrBeers (mrbeerz) | 93.83 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8369. | Sam (realsamxu) | 93.83 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 8370. | Jordy (mrollie) | 93.83 | 97% | 2018-04-22 |
| 8371. | Tendy (tendy123) | 93.82 | 99% | 2023-09-12 |
| 8372. | glucose (glucose) | 93.82 | 96% | 2022-03-03 |
| 8373. | Randy (rhomusic) | 93.82 | 99% | 2020-04-18 |
| 8374. | toomuchads (toomuchads) | 93.81 | 97.2% | 2023-10-29 |
| 8375. | Jordan (jordan_speedy_hands) | 93.81 | 97.6% | 2024-10-03 |
| 8376. | Keito (keito719) | 93.81 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 8377. | uchka (uchka0826) | 93.81 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 8378. | OnlyKeeb (onlykeyboard) | 93.80 | 98% | 2022-10-11 |
| 8379. | Anthony (apmeyer27) | 93.80 | 98.2% | 2023-09-14 |
| 8380. | yorha (automata) | 93.80 | 99% | 2017-10-06 |
| 8381. | Akash (speedy_acj) | 93.79 | 99% | 2023-02-02 |
| 8382. | Artem (wopsmops) | 93.79 | 98.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 8383. | Diego (daggo145) | 93.79 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 8384. | Alex (apexchaosliege) | 93.78 | 99.4% | 2024-03-13 |
| 8385. | Thunder (jebanegash) | 93.78 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 8386. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) (nightex... | 93.78 | 97% | 2024-05-21 |
| 8387. | Brendan (pascuabrendan) | 93.78 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |