I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5469. | Bruno (bfig) | 97.61 | 100% | 2014-07-23 |
| 5470. | Also his friend Hendra Perm... | 97.61 | 92% | 2014-09-03 |
| 5471. | Zeid (hozning) | 97.61 | 98% | 2017-03-02 |
| 5472. | Austin (arkaotics) | 97.61 | 80% | 2014-02-12 |
| 5473. | Lactophenol Cotton Boy (tpy... | 97.60 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 5474. | Jacob (gadekaja) | 97.60 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 5475. | Kevin (mystified) | 97.60 | 98% | 2012-03-31 |
| 5476. | Robert (earthness2000) | 97.59 | 99% | 2019-07-14 |
| 5477. | Rebecca (sleepdontvisit) | 97.59 | 95% | 2015-05-23 |
| 5478. | taro (taro_curly) | 97.59 | 100% | 2018-07-12 |
| 5479. | Raul (omar32) | 97.59 | 97% | 2013-04-21 |
| 5480. | bonjour (jimmy1231) | 97.59 | 96% | 2017-01-13 |
| 5481. | David (lazyperson99) | 97.58 | 94% | 2016-08-19 |
| 5482. | Kristaps (kristaps12312) | 97.58 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| 5483. | HUMMERZ5 (hummerz5) | 97.58 | 96% | 2012-05-02 |
| 5484. | Jeffrey (thejeffx) | 97.58 | 86% | 2012-10-12 |
| 5485. | Flib (flibberdijibbet) | 97.57 | 98% | 2023-01-15 |
| 5486. | Jorb (jorbinothethird) | 97.57 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 5487. | hyp (hyprix) | 97.57 | 96% | 2023-10-13 |
| 5488. | Jackie (laserelite) | 97.57 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
| 5489. | Randall (rdox10) | 97.56 | 96% | 2014-07-20 |
| 5490. | Ichigo (ichigobankai) | 97.55 | — | 2009-10-14 |
| 5491. | Mihir (mihirsahasrabudhe) | 97.55 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 5492. | Sabrick (sabrick) | 97.54 | 98% | 2015-01-22 |
| 5493. | 🆂🅷🅰🅳🆁 (nyeshyo) | 97.54 | 93% | 2014-04-05 |
| 5494. | Lonely (ap053001) | 97.54 | 98% | 2018-02-14 |
| 5495. | john (onobones) | 97.53 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 5496. | woo (homerowmoment) | 97.52 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 5497. | A (zhaoyun) | 97.51 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 5498. | bzn (beeznees) | 97.51 | 100% | 2011-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |