I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2057. | Ian Lam (ljy200523) | 86.09 | 94% | 2025-02-23 |
| 2058. | No need (needn) | 86.08 | 98.4% | 2025-01-03 |
| 2059. | magnetohydrodynamics (magne... | 86.06 | 97% | 2024-03-23 |
| 2060. | Sap0531 (sap0531) | 86.04 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2061. | Your (nova_byrdy) | 86.01 | 96.6% | 2025-03-17 |
| 2062. | Melissa (celticdanann) | 85.99 | 99% | 2024-06-29 |
| 2063. | Russ (jrmtrumpet) | 85.98 | 98.1% | 2024-11-13 |
| 2064. | Alex (atduffaut) | 85.95 | 96.6% | 2023-08-24 |
| 2065. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 85.95 | 97.7% | 2023-12-18 |
| 2066. | Micah (winterwolfie__) | 85.94 | 98% | 2024-10-22 |
| 2067. | rodli (rodli) | 85.93 | 97.1% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2068. | james (chilty14) | 85.88 | 95% | 2023-09-15 |
| 2069. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 85.87 | 96.1% | 2024-12-05 |
| 2070. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 85.85 | 98.9% | 2024-08-22 |
| 2071. | Elcid (elcidvirgel) | 85.84 | 95.9% | 2024-10-20 |
| 2072. | H (hdawg187) | 85.82 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 2073. | Zi Heng (zihengxu) | 85.81 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2074. | Techlead (hh_chng) | 85.81 | 97.1% | 2024-04-07 |
| 2075. | Jondoeyes (jondoeyes) | 85.81 | 95.2% | 2023-10-23 |
| 2076. | Elliana (ellianahaha) | 85.80 | 97% | 2025-01-28 |
| 2077. | raymond (raymondgggg) | 85.78 | 97.3% | 2023-11-11 |
| 2078. | eleplev (eleplev) | 85.77 | 98% | 2024-05-18 |
| 2079. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 85.77 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
| 2080. | Rushit (rushit) | 85.76 | 97% | 2024-07-26 |
| 2081. | linwer (linwer) | 85.74 | 96.7% | 2024-01-16 |
| 2082. | Zanuh (mrelister) | 85.72 | 95.9% | 2024-02-02 |
| 2083. | Ant (ynosky) | 85.72 | 98% | 2024-12-17 |
| 2084. | haidanos (haidanos) | 85.71 | 96.2% | 2023-09-17 |
| 2085. | NathD (viktor_oppenheimer) | 85.70 | 97.6% | 2024-06-05 |
| 2086. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 85.70 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |