As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12730. | David (davidgilbarte) | 77.64 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 12731. | Love you Reckful (iwonlife) | 77.64 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
| 12732. | Katana (katanapanda) | 77.64 | 97% | 2019-09-16 |
| 12733. | Cerb (cerberus17) | 77.63 | 95.8% | 2023-11-14 |
| 12734. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 77.63 | 98.2% | 2023-11-06 |
| 12735. | Arie (buenobonsai) | 77.62 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
| 12736. | Chris (dealthoughts) | 77.62 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
| 12737. | ayyy (richs25) | 77.61 | 85% | 2016-04-12 |
| 12738. | Roy (sisalt) | 77.61 | 91% | 2016-11-22 |
| 12739. | Richard (onerandomtyperacer) | 77.61 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 12740. | MasterMind (master__mind) | 77.61 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 12741. | Vaibhav (kabir4991) | 77.60 | 98% | 2022-09-11 |
| 12742. | Martín (albugineo) | 77.60 | 99% | 2018-06-27 |
| 12743. | Henry (ambandi) | 77.60 | 97% | 2025-06-12 |
| 12744. | Tashima (tashima42) | 77.60 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 12745. | Evgeny (blackitten13) | 77.60 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
| 12746. | Joker (jokerface222) | 77.59 | 96.5% | 2021-02-05 |
| 12747. | Ewa (ewasworld) | 77.59 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| 12748. | Focusing (focusing) | 77.59 | 96% | 2015-05-24 |
| 12749. | Frosty (frosty_the_snowman) | 77.59 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 12750. | Schwuntac0 (drschwuntan) | 77.59 | 94% | 2016-06-06 |
| 12751. | Ethan (an3223) | 77.59 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 12752. | Constantijn (fireline) | 77.58 | 97.7% | 2024-10-20 |
| 12753. | yung carti (jayybondoc) | 77.58 | 86% | 2016-06-11 |
| 12754. | Mitchell (sminchdawg) | 77.58 | 96% | 2020-01-17 |
| 12755. | Nate (virtu0s0) | 77.58 | 96% | 2023-01-15 |
| 12756. | Alish (dek_u) | 77.58 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 12757. | Sandy (redsuns1) | 77.58 | 95% | 2017-06-28 |
| 12758. | Binbin (nibnib) | 77.58 | 93% | 2016-03-08 |
| 12759. | Anjith (iamanjithsasindran) | 77.58 | 94% | 2015-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |