See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8998. | Dustin (dusitnj) | 84.45 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 8999. | krishna (krishnasai3cks) | 84.44 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 9000. | Maciej (movethismelon) | 84.44 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
| 9001. | FrostyInfinitum (frostyinfi... | 84.44 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 9002. | Zalda (zalda) | 84.44 | 95% | 2025-06-29 |
| 9003. | Mani (93z9a) | 84.44 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 9004. | Empirix (empirix) | 84.44 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 9005. | Jerome (babayaga36) | 84.44 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 9006. | DMack (dmack98) | 84.44 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 9007. | Imran (imrun) | 84.43 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 9008. | Aaron (aaronlimyc9) | 84.43 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 9009. | atef (atef_7534) | 84.43 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 9010. | justavg (justavg) | 84.43 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 9011. | Said Umer (saidii) | 84.42 | 98% | 2023-05-18 |
| 9012. | Jiggen (ggenji69) | 84.42 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 9013. | Soph (sssoooppphhh) | 84.41 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 9014. | Trevor Day (trevormicday) | 84.40 | 98% | 2024-07-11 |
| 9015. | Jojo (jojocalabza) | 84.40 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 9016. | Sasim (sasim) | 84.40 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 9017. | Arnav (cricketman360) | 84.39 | 96% | 2025-04-04 |
| 9018. | Kyle (impossibleguy34) | 84.39 | 95.8% | 2023-12-14 |
| 9019. | Mr (mr_pottato) | 84.39 | 98% | 2020-05-10 |
| 9020. | b (3betpunts) | 84.38 | 97% | 2024-10-08 |
| 9021. | Dmitry (d1mque) | 84.38 | 99% | 2019-08-20 |
| 9022. | Magz (magzse7en) | 84.37 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 9023. | Peepee und caci in peepee c... | 84.36 | 97% | 2023-04-16 |
| 9024. | Bingo Bongo (bingo_bongo_) | 84.36 | 99% | 2021-10-29 |
| 9025. | DRACO (wueytiuewi) | 84.36 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
| 9026. | ComputerEasy (computereasy) | 84.36 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 9027. | matt (matterz5) | 84.36 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |