As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21582. | Booob (noobieness) | 56.37 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
21583. | Ivan (ivannn_e) | 56.37 | 94% | 2021-01-07 |
21584. | Rob (diyroby) | 56.36 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
21585. | Ptysiek (ptysiek) | 56.36 | 93% | 2016-12-14 |
21586. | Kyle (vanityx) | 56.35 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
21587. | Alex Jane (alex_jane) | 56.35 | 99% | 2022-01-13 |
21588. | Dex (dexbuff) | 56.35 | 86% | 2016-11-28 |
21589. | Hannes (sileshar) | 56.35 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
21590. | Dylan (thedcgamez) | 56.34 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
21591. | Brookzerker (brookzerker) | 56.34 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
21592. | Richard (richard_king) | 56.33 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
21593. | Kamil (shirudechi) | 56.33 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
21594. | kabir (_kabir) | 56.33 | 96% | 2021-07-14 |
21595. | Ben (sirholiday) | 56.33 | 91% | 2016-05-14 |
21596. | Epictetus (noksa) | 56.32 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
21597. | Isaac (doodle_eldood) | 56.32 | 95% | 2018-10-23 |
21598. | jojo nub (jojo_nub) | 56.31 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
21599. | Darren (mitsuha2k) | 56.31 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
21600. | InfiniteCows (infinitecows) | 56.31 | 95% | 2017-07-27 |
21601. | Divyanshu (divyanshu001) | 56.31 | 96% | 2023-07-26 |
21602. | ... (7mza) | 56.31 | 97% | 2020-06-15 |
21603. | Denise (denisefloeck) | 56.31 | 94% | 2016-12-19 |
21604. | jolie (jolie_pham) | 56.31 | 93% | 2015-06-19 |
21605. | urmom (urmom0912) | 56.30 | 96% | 2023-10-04 |
21606. | Vaibhav (vaibhav120) | 56.30 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
21607. | Anurag (anuragbhatt) | 56.30 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
21608. | OllyPoy (ollypoy) | 56.30 | 95.8% | 2021-01-28 |
21609. | shivam (tambourinetower) | 56.29 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
21610. | AHSAN (ahsanali4) | 56.29 | 97% | 2019-02-04 |
21611. | Rohan (rohbro) | 56.29 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |