See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5265. | keke (hpchco) | 97.55 | 97% | 2025-09-16 |
| 5266. | Tewtadle (tewtadledesktop) | 97.55 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 5267. | JoYo (joyojo) | 97.55 | 98.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 5268. | Goudham (hamothy_) | 97.54 | 99% | 2021-02-06 |
| 5269. | Sander (5andos) | 97.53 | 99.2% | 2025-02-24 |
| 5270. | economizing (economizing) | 97.53 | 99% | 2020-03-25 |
| 5271. | Quintanar (quintanar) | 97.52 | 97.8% | 2025-04-29 |
| 5272. | Viet (vietvhcr) | 97.52 | 99% | 2021-06-02 |
| 5273. | 케빈 [Kevin] (lastalchemist) | 97.52 | 98% | 2022-06-11 |
| 5274. | Ywq06 (ywq06) | 97.51 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 5275. | AsadCoder (darkterror07) | 97.50 | 97% | 2025-07-03 |
| 5276. | amy (rose51203) | 97.50 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 5277. | ok (herbaltea) | 97.50 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 5278. | Joseph (josefmcbrosef) | 97.49 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 5279. | kai (kainetic) | 97.49 | 99% | 2022-06-22 |
| 5280. | Josh (joshcantypefast) | 97.49 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 5281. | sheeshsheesh (johnnyboi321) | 97.48 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 5282. | banhbear (banhbear) | 97.48 | 97.5% | 2023-12-09 |
| 5283. | Rdmm (rdmm) | 97.48 | 97% | 2024-05-02 |
| 5284. | Dulguun (dulguun_) | 97.48 | 98.5% | 2023-11-25 |
| 5285. | Nikita (lodo4ka1337) | 97.47 | 97.8% | 2025-03-24 |
| 5286. | MNL48 Frances DieHardSuppor... | 97.46 | 98.4% | 2024-06-23 |
| 5287. | Declan (decklun) | 97.45 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 5288. | Nathan (ntyperacer1996) | 97.45 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 5289. | (records) | 97.45 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 5290. | badtyper (badtyper_) | 97.44 | 97% | 2024-06-01 |
| 5291. | Paul (hamchow) | 97.44 | 98.8% | 2023-11-17 |
| 5292. | d haze (dhays116) | 97.44 | 100% | 2022-11-11 |
| 5293. | Sewnkin (sewnkin23gg) | 97.43 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 5294. | Kyria F10s (vuldriel14) | 97.41 | 97.7% | 2021-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |