The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12776. | andy (teioh) | 84.02 | 84% | 2014-10-20 |
| 12777. | Amy (lovemehobo) | 84.02 | 94% | 2014-05-21 |
| 12778. | abhishek (abh1tayal) | 84.01 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 12779. | Brandon (albinorhinoz) | 84.01 | 92% | 2016-09-28 |
| 12780. | Nick (tswift4life) | 84.01 | 95% | 2012-12-03 |
| 12781. | Ryan (itsjustpractice) | 84.00 | 97% | 2018-01-04 |
| 12782. | Zhang (ashneogoh) | 84.00 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
| 12783. | Matvey (markussie) | 84.00 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 12784. | Daiki (daiki185) | 84.00 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 12785. | sir abelot (lololong) | 84.00 | 96% | 2019-06-17 |
| 12786. | Emzlo (emzlo) | 84.00 | 98% | 2018-07-06 |
| 12787. | Slim (slimshady2001) | 83.99 | 96% | 2022-10-29 |
| 12788. | Rens (nismo_gtr) | 83.99 | 99% | 2021-09-08 |
| 12789. | MTGAP | Tokimahery (tokimah... | 83.99 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 12790. | Caleb (keyslayer17) | 83.99 | 97% | 2016-10-17 |
| 12791. | Laura (lberton8) | 83.99 | 97% | 2011-10-25 |
| 12792. | Oleg (oleg27) | 83.98 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 12793. | woo (eastowest) | 83.98 | 98% | 2020-06-07 |
| 12794. | Rajat (rajatkhanduja) | 83.98 | 95% | 2012-08-21 |
| 12795. | Johnny (johnnybg3) | 83.98 | — | 2009-07-20 |
| 12796. | John (jkalogriopoulos) | 83.98 | 96% | 2012-04-08 |
| 12797. | Vi (fler) | 83.98 | 94% | 2011-06-04 |
| 12798. | shaping up (tqtdfq) | 83.97 | 95% | 2021-08-26 |
| 12799. | Nebuchadnezzar (br3tt) | 83.97 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 12800. | Beret (boina) | 83.97 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 12801. | AmirrezA (amirrezase7en) | 83.97 | 96% | 2017-08-13 |
| 12802. | Manan (mk1123) | 83.97 | 97% | 2015-09-21 |
| 12803. | Jazzercize (jazzercize_) | 83.96 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
| 12804. | ricky (rickylago2) | 83.96 | 97% | 2018-06-02 |
| 12805. | maria (submissiveandbreedable) | 83.96 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |