Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6054. | Us (usa13) | 35.96 | 97% | 2018-10-14 |
| 6055. | Riyad (rhr5757) | 35.57 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 6056. | Tawan (tawans) | 35.53 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
| 6057. | Mistakes Were Made (rhino1998) | 35.42 | 94% | 2018-01-21 |
| 6058. | Tolt (tolt) | 35.31 | 95% | 2020-11-27 |
| 6059. | Luis (chuchulonio) | 35.31 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 6060. | Nitro (nitropoops) | 35.29 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
| 6061. | Elvin (bottle1010) | 35.24 | 94% | 2021-08-05 |
| 6062. | ilai (ilaika) | 34.94 | 93% | 2020-11-25 |
| 6063. | Urban (_urban) | 34.91 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
| 6064. | anusha (timrodidi) | 34.72 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 6065. | Utkarsh (utkarsh_n) | 34.21 | 93% | 2020-06-22 |
| 6066. | Joma (jomacabs) | 33.79 | 97% | 2018-06-04 |
| 6067. | Alex (attorney) | 33.76 | 94% | 2019-11-22 |
| 6068. | yari (penayari) | 33.61 | 94% | 2019-03-05 |
| 6069. | Jake (zerobiotic) | 33.39 | 90% | 2018-06-23 |
| 6070. | Johnny (johnny_netgeer) | 33.36 | 95% | 2020-12-05 |
| 6071. | pavan sai (pavan2569) | 33.23 | 92% | 2019-04-19 |
| 6072. | Nishu (mojika) | 32.67 | 96% | 2019-12-19 |
| 6073. | Yogesh (jerry112000) | 32.39 | 94% | 2020-11-06 |
| 6074. | Abhishek (abhisek1999) | 32.23 | 92% | 2017-11-05 |
| 6075. | Mark (mamochiro) | 31.97 | 91% | 2020-10-17 |
| 6076. | Ex (not_a_razer) | 31.91 | 91% | 2019-10-02 |
| 6077. | oliver (oliversns) | 31.20 | 93% | 2018-11-25 |
| 6078. | lucas (lucaskurtz00) | 30.90 | 92% | 2019-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |