The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23083. | Jimbo (bugprostate) | 67.32 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 23084. | Chek (mrboliao) | 67.32 | 96.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 23085. | walnut (mrwalnut) | 67.32 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 23086. | ngo duc (black_z_13) | 67.32 | 95% | 2014-10-25 |
| 23087. | V (vinci) | 67.32 | 94% | 2013-01-09 |
| 23088. | Martin (s09853) | 67.32 | 91% | 2015-10-30 |
| 23089. | Hrant (hrant99) | 67.32 | 96% | 2015-12-26 |
| 23090. | Christopher (christopher) | 67.32 | — | 2008-09-06 |
| 23091. | Emman (namme) | 67.31 | 97% | 2023-10-26 |
| 23092. | Sabrina (oddlyandunlikely) | 67.31 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
| 23093. | J (iateyourcookies) | 67.31 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 23094. | RAINBOW (huiyu) | 67.31 | 95% | 2016-08-22 |
| 23095. | adase11@yahoo.com (adase) | 67.31 | 93% | 2012-08-26 |
| 23096. | The Lone (the_arsh) | 67.31 | 98% | 2017-08-14 |
| 23097. | Redsource (redsource) | 67.31 | 95% | 2016-08-23 |
| 23098. | Gaetan (dgfx) | 67.31 | 91% | 2012-02-16 |
| 23099. | Anna (swietlik) | 67.30 | 92% | 2012-07-09 |
| 23100. | Quân (karocross) | 67.30 | 91% | 2015-01-24 |
| 23101. | Mark (markdane22) | 67.30 | 96% | 2012-12-29 |
| 23102. | https://goo.gl/w5lYtb (vusan) | 67.30 | 97% | 2013-09-04 |
| 23103. | Seven (keishinn_mikel) | 67.30 | 97% | 2011-07-30 |
| 23104. | john (johnkelly841@hotmail.... | 67.30 | 97% | 2014-02-18 |
| 23105. | Henry (onrie) | 67.29 | 95% | 2023-04-18 |
| 23106. | Roberto (who______) | 67.29 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 23107. | Waffle (lpwaffleman) | 67.29 | 93% | 2016-10-04 |
| 23108. | Christofsky (christofsky) | 67.29 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 23109. | potent (blind_sphere) | 67.29 | 96.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 23110. | Bijay (420bijay) | 67.29 | 95% | 2012-06-19 |
| 23111. | Nakita (caramiel16) | 67.28 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 23112. | Liu (lyang100) | 67.28 | 98% | 2020-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |