So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22599. | ACEUUNO (aceuuno) | 64.41 | 95.3% | 2021-02-28 |
| 22600. | Stan (mistrg) | 64.41 | 97% | 2021-02-18 |
| 22601. | Mimin (miminpickle) | 64.41 | 96.2% | 2023-09-14 |
| 22602. | Ryan (ryanmr) | 64.41 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 22603. | Nguyễn Anh (niitk14) | 64.41 | — | 2010-06-08 |
| 22604. | Riley (rilez) | 64.41 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 22605. | nemasu (nemasu) | 64.41 | — | 2011-02-28 |
| 22606. | Tyler (inamorta) | 64.41 | 92% | 2012-05-17 |
| 22607. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 64.41 | 94% | 2019-05-08 |
| 22608. | Jasper (jaspertade123) | 64.40 | 97% | 2020-02-03 |
| 22609. | Vu (taptyping) | 64.40 | 95.3% | 2023-10-31 |
| 22610. | aindriu (morrisa8) | 64.40 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 22611. | Dan (dankarnus) | 64.40 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 22612. | E (tmuk) | 64.40 | 91% | 2012-09-13 |
| 22613. | Petr (petrm) | 64.40 | 95% | 2017-03-24 |
| 22614. | Wilsyn (wilsynk) | 64.40 | — | 2010-08-14 |
| 22615. | Megaracer (fkingtrash) | 64.39 | 96% | 2021-06-14 |
| 22616. | Robert (robmal1) | 64.39 | 99% | 2021-09-27 |
| 22617. | John Johnson (johnjohnsonju... | 64.39 | 97.7% | 2023-10-12 |
| 22618. | Matic (laukom) | 64.39 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 22619. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 64.39 | 94% | 2021-07-26 |
| 22620. | ASAP LiL Fat Chalsy (chalscc) | 64.39 | 95% | 2021-11-08 |
| 22621. | Sophia (sophiatortilla) | 64.39 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 22622. | Jaxon (baenayeon) | 64.38 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 22623. | xiagox (xiagox) | 64.38 | 97% | 2011-12-04 |
| 22624. | Sardorbek (batiskaf) | 64.38 | 96% | 2020-05-21 |
| 22625. | lisa (little_bee) | 64.38 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 22626. | thilidor (iceman8080) | 64.38 | 95% | 2013-11-22 |
| 22627. | Etoragon (etoragon) | 64.37 | 96.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 22628. | Kek_LordDvorak (kek_lorddvo... | 64.37 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |