It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1428. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 87.67 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 1429. | Missy (lovelydy) | 87.66 | 99% | 2019-08-12 |
| 1430. | Bikes (letsridebikes) | 87.66 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 1431. | school (modernmarauder) | 87.66 | 98% | 2020-11-01 |
| 1432. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 87.60 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1433. | RambooUAE , A_A_A_A (killin... | 87.60 | 98% | 2020-07-01 |
| 1434. | Phillip (phollup) | 87.60 | 99% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1435. | carleel (menamesringo) | 87.57 | 98% | 2020-04-22 |
| 1436. | epc (enpc) | 87.49 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 1437. | Space (spacedandy) | 87.49 | 98% | 2020-02-01 |
| 1438. | sultan (sultan_sasangka) | 87.46 | 99% | 2021-07-25 |
| 1439. | Vincent (ryyzq) | 87.45 | 98% | 2018-03-10 |
| 1440. | Gavin (gaschindler) | 87.44 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
| 1441. | Igor (bigloser3) | 87.42 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
| 1442. | Matt (steelcut) | 87.40 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
| 1443. | Jon (jondeguzman) | 87.38 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 1444. | Joey (joeytoey) | 87.37 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 1445. | Fineson (fineson) | 87.37 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 1446. | Michael (pioverlord) | 87.37 | 96% | 2019-03-17 |
| 1447. | Rick Astley (artistry) | 87.37 | 96% | 2017-10-16 |
| 1448. | CheetahDude (ghysdd) | 87.35 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 1449. | Dustin (somefatpickles) | 87.33 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 1450. | Edgey (tedge) | 87.32 | 97% | 2019-09-25 |
| 1451. | Kevin (logia) | 87.31 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
| 1452. | Saravanan (ksaravanan) | 87.27 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 1453. | Finn (finnark) | 87.27 | 96% | 2019-04-24 |
| 1454. | joe (lerler246) | 87.26 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 1455. | LiveDetermined2 (livedeterm... | 87.26 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
| 1456. | Jerry (jzhu97) | 87.23 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
| 1457. | Vinicius (vnunesz77) | 87.22 | 99% | 2018-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |