As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5757. | KOOKOWACKYDUCK (kookowackyd... | 94.42 | 97.2% | 2024-11-18 |
| 5758. | sirius (sirius86) | 94.42 | 98% | 2023-01-26 |
| 5759. | Boncho (bochl1n) | 94.42 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 5760. | Ryan (viavaa) | 94.42 | 96% | 2015-05-08 |
| 5761. | lolxd (figure_electrical_) | 94.40 | 97.8% | 2024-02-22 |
| 5762. | Mo D (mookiekulit) | 94.40 | 97% | 2024-02-17 |
| 5763. | Dian (slyr77) | 94.40 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 5764. | ambientideal (ambientideal) | 94.40 | 98% | 2015-12-05 |
| 5765. | : (lazering_death) | 94.39 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 5766. | Cadmiium (cadmiium) | 94.38 | 97.2% | 2025-02-24 |
| 5767. | SlippyBananas (kevspiz) | 94.38 | 97% | 2024-04-05 |
| 5768. | Charcoal (tmleavitt) | 94.38 | 98% | 2017-06-16 |
| 5769. | Hussain (sanpilot) | 94.38 | 98% | 2022-08-03 |
| 5770. | ufoludek (ufoludek) | 94.38 | 97% | 2024-04-26 |
| 5771. | ARCHEI (kangsi) | 94.38 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
| 5772. | William (bnuldun) | 94.38 | 96% | 2017-04-08 |
| 5773. | Larkiez (larkiez) | 94.37 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 5774. | Ege (pxlwlkr) | 94.37 | 98% | 2024-04-19 |
| 5775. | Joey (joey1313) | 94.37 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
| 5776. | Mikael (mahorkankasvattaja) | 94.36 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
| 5777. | Connor (craposo7) | 94.36 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 5778. | greg (drsharc) | 94.36 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 5779. | gabroo (sajeev) | 94.35 | 97% | 2025-01-02 |
| 5780. | Aztec (aztecmochi) | 94.35 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 5781. | Clayton (boxxylols) | 94.35 | 92% | 2016-05-20 |
| 5782. | Revan (revanchist) | 94.34 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 5783. | JaMussCraft (jamusscraft) | 94.34 | 98% | 2024-01-28 |
| 5784. | msiu (martinmksiu) | 94.34 | 83% | 2017-05-20 |
| 5785. | BushMaid (bushmaid) | 94.33 | 94% | 2015-12-09 |
| 5786. | badplayer (idk213) | 94.33 | 95% | 2022-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |