I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1561. | iChoke@TheEnd (vidivinci) | 93.53 | 97.2% | 2024-02-01 |
| 1562. | Sovereign Camel (sovereign_... | 93.52 | 97% | 2024-03-03 |
| 1563. | Jeremiah (jeremiah8338) | 93.51 | 98.4% | 2023-10-04 |
| 1564. | Crax (craxypt) | 93.51 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 1565. | powd3r (powd3r) | 93.50 | 95.7% | 2024-02-21 |
| 1566. | laza (lazaabt) | 93.50 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 1567. | urboy (guddaysir) | 93.48 | 96.2% | 2023-12-08 |
| 1568. | Luka (garicluka) | 93.46 | 95.4% | 2024-11-04 |
| 1569. | keke (hpchco) | 93.45 | 97.6% | 2024-07-01 |
| 1570. | jay (je1ani) | 93.44 | 97% | 2024-12-07 |
| 1571. | Silingas (trustys) | 93.44 | 98.2% | 2024-01-11 |
| 1572. | Enrico (enricofadly354) | 93.43 | 100% | 2025-01-31 |
| 1573. | Aiden (sparkeagle) | 93.43 | 98% | 2024-07-05 |
| 1574. | OnlyStanz (tanni) | 93.43 | 99.1% | 2023-12-12 |
| 1575. | Julia (strangerinthealps) | 93.39 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 1576. | qweqwe (qweu) | 93.39 | 98% | 2024-02-23 |
| 1577. | Joe (joemamadeez) | 93.38 | 97% | 2024-06-24 |
| 1578. | Shakespeare (ib_ra_heem_22) | 93.37 | 97.4% | 2025-02-25 |
| 1579. | Lance (l_nce) | 93.36 | 95.7% | 2023-12-29 |
| 1580. | Grace Bernelli (grace_berne... | 93.34 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
| 1581. | Rahul Haldar (rhrahulhaldar) | 93.33 | 98.7% | 2023-09-09 |
| 1582. | Mike (mike_121) | 93.32 | 98% | 2025-07-14 |
| 1583. | tstats[gOeY] (goeynom) | 93.32 | 97% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1584. | InQforVainglory (scottiedont) | 93.31 | 98% | 2024-01-10 |
| 1585. | nunya (daintyfawn) | 93.31 | 97.1% | 2024-07-11 |
| 1586. | satwik (satwik_060) | 93.29 | 96.8% | 2023-05-22 |
| 1587. | SLSL (slslz) | 93.28 | 96% | 2023-05-09 |
| 1588. | vatsu (nify) | 93.26 | 96.7% | 2025-01-25 |
| 1589. | Krystal (sunshinenmyeyes) | 93.23 | 96.5% | 2024-03-03 |
| 1590. | lucktale (lucktale) | 93.23 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |