Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9832. | Austin (thespasticsurgeon) | 86.20 | 97% | 2015-09-24 |
| 9833. | Ryan (tempo119) | 86.20 | 95% | 2014-05-02 |
| 9834. | tstats[unoriginalname] (uno... | 86.20 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 9835. | kbd warior (spykids3) | 86.20 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 9836. | Rasintya (rasintya) | 86.20 | 99% | 2014-08-01 |
| 9837. | Brandon (deathdealer4) | 86.20 | 95% | 2014-11-24 |
| 9838. | alex (calvinball) | 86.20 | 92% | 2013-08-26 |
| 9839. | Sreshta Kamya (nikitha) | 86.19 | 99% | 2020-06-23 |
| 9840. | F.T. (ft404) | 86.19 | 98% | 2014-09-15 |
| 9841. | ㅤ (toptied) | 86.18 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 9842. | Nini (flashaquarius) | 86.18 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
| 9843. | Medieval (medievalflute) | 86.18 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| 9844. | Alex (biolife) | 86.18 | 92% | 2012-06-23 |
| 9845. | Willie Loyd (neverfall) | 86.18 | — | 2010-12-18 |
| 9846. | iotku (iotku) | 86.18 | 98% | 2014-11-11 |
| 9847. | guest (er8852852) | 86.18 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 9848. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 86.17 | 100% | 2022-07-28 |
| 9849. | Anmol (anmolsaraswat) | 86.17 | 96% | 2022-01-15 |
| 9850. | Hampus (hampusus) | 86.17 | 97% | 2014-12-06 |
| 9851. | Jorb (jorbinothethird) | 86.16 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
| 9852. | Val (sgtvaltzu) | 86.16 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 9853. | Al (alxm) | 86.16 | 97% | 2015-06-10 |
| 9854. | Chris (christophski) | 86.16 | 99% | 2014-03-10 |
| 9855. | Michał (ciszyn) | 86.15 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 9856. | Aymurat (iammurat) | 86.15 | 96% | 2019-02-11 |
| 9857. | tstats[pook_dvorak] (pook_d... | 86.15 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 9858. | Marius (mariuschung) | 86.14 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 9859. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 86.14 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
| 9860. | J. (indazone) | 86.14 | 99% | 2012-02-21 |
| 9861. | Robert (robertlieu) | 86.13 | 99% | 2023-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |