I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2247. | Train (trainm8) | 80.87 | 94% | 2023-09-15 |
| 2248. | h (vondo28) | 80.86 | 95.7% | 2024-08-06 |
| 2249. | Zoat (zoat) | 80.84 | 95% | 2024-06-07 |
| 2250. | Sikin (siikiin) | 80.81 | 95% | 2024-02-08 |
| 2251. | 🐢yo (longliveyume) | 80.77 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
| 2252. | John (fishlz) | 80.75 | 95.4% | 2023-12-31 |
| 2253. | Ryan (prophetofregret) | 80.75 | 96% | 2023-09-17 |
| 2254. | Sam (sam2399) | 80.74 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 2255. | Nonquit (noobmaster19) | 80.73 | 95.9% | 2024-04-21 |
| 2256. | Superior (brother_v) | 80.70 | 94% | 2024-03-07 |
| 2257. | RoadTo100WPM (peternator) | 80.70 | 96.1% | 2023-10-05 |
| 2258. | JIMMY (jimmy06) | 80.67 | 97% | 2024-07-20 |
| 2259. | Alberto (itsfuntotypefast) | 80.62 | 98% | 2024-08-04 |
| 2260. | David Yi Hong (davidyihong) | 80.62 | 97.1% | 2024-08-06 |
| 2261. | Zmiester0828 (zmeister0828) | 80.62 | 95.9% | 2024-09-07 |
| 2262. | hozu (pot4topie) | 80.61 | 96% | 2024-02-19 |
| 2263. | ViscoseTa (viscoseta) | 80.60 | 95% | 2023-05-29 |
| 2264. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 80.60 | 99% | 2023-05-10 |
| 2265. | Rocky (sushil26) | 80.58 | 97.9% | 2025-01-03 |
| 2266. | Erik (lipesmapes_01) | 80.53 | 94.9% | 2023-12-07 |
| 2267. | Json (json_xing) | 80.52 | 96.4% | 2024-02-24 |
| 2268. | Piotr (codemate) | 80.49 | 97% | 2025-03-27 |
| 2269. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 80.43 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2270. | Nicholas (t0903591) | 80.43 | 94% | 2024-04-10 |
| 2271. | Pau (paupaw) | 80.40 | 96.3% | 2024-09-02 |
| 2272. | FanchenBao (fanchenbao) | 80.40 | 97% | 2024-07-27 |
| 2273. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 80.40 | 97% | 2023-09-22 |
| 2274. | ReptilianBird (reptilianbird) | 80.39 | 96% | 2025-04-05 |
| 2275. | 43 (sosjiz) | 80.37 | 95% | 2024-07-17 |
| 2276. | Durgesh Pachghare (inv3nt0r) | 80.36 | 96.1% | 2024-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |