As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5649. | Alcolopa (emilioelmurr) | 94.79 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 5650. | Giancarlo (gvald23) | 94.79 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 5651. | Zhadow (zhadowborn) | 94.79 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 5652. | Coffee (king_julian) | 94.78 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 5653. | Hunter (jasoncb805) | 94.77 | 99% | 2023-02-22 |
| 5654. | N (natejam) | 94.77 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 5655. | Kyle (break_fast) | 94.76 | 98% | 2023-11-23 |
| 5656. | David (dwang05) | 94.76 | 99% | 2021-03-26 |
| 5657. | blob (blobery) | 94.76 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 5658. | ava (lowmoya_dvorak) | 94.76 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 5659. | ahmed (thebeliever) | 94.76 | 97% | 2015-11-11 |
| 5660. | shahab (prince_s9) | 94.76 | 95% | 2016-03-23 |
| 5661. | ben (benart) | 94.74 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 5662. | Connor (connormccrickard) | 94.74 | 98% | 2023-07-20 |
| 5663. | racer32 (rac3mm4r) | 94.74 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 5664. | Solomann (kuttamma01) | 94.74 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 5665. | Chris (xilteen) | 94.73 | 98% | 2024-05-26 |
| 5666. | Joel (joel_kuhlberg12) | 94.73 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 5667. | Felicity (felicityjs) | 94.73 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 5668. | Stephen (brenns10) | 94.73 | 96% | 2017-12-28 |
| 5669. | javed (m.javediqbal51214@gm... | 94.73 | 96% | 2017-05-28 |
| 5670. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 94.72 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 5671. | Donald Smith (dmanjizzle) | 94.71 | 97% | 2024-07-30 |
| 5672. | Noob (dvorakmakingprocess) | 94.71 | 96.8% | 2024-01-28 |
| 5673. | Djera (djera) | 94.71 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 5674. | Eh (wuuuuut) | 94.71 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 5675. | Marc (markymarco) | 94.71 | 98% | 2018-12-02 |
| 5676. | Shiva (shivamalik) | 94.71 | 97% | 2015-08-09 |
| 5677. | aezi (aezicoatl) | 94.70 | 99% | 2023-03-04 |
| 5678. | Andy (tyranttick) | 94.70 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |