I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14788. | page (kendokazoo) | 77.11 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
| 14789. | Pavan (sai_pavan) | 77.11 | 99% | 2021-09-27 |
| 14790. | Caleb (camostey) | 77.11 | 97% | 2023-01-07 |
| 14791. | Fiz (fiztick) | 77.11 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 14792. | vaughn (youmomgae) | 77.11 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
| 14793. | Syd (sydgu) | 77.11 | 96% | 2019-08-13 |
| 14794. | Zaki (zakig) | 77.11 | 100% | 2017-05-16 |
| 14795. | ToastBee (toastbee) | 77.10 | 98% | 2024-03-25 |
| 14796. | Ariscottle (ariscottle3106) | 77.10 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 14797. | Bob (blehwashere) | 77.10 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 14798. | Waflr (waflr) | 77.10 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 14799. | Gordon (cheesygordito) | 77.10 | 98.2% | 2023-12-12 |
| 14800. | Marcus (marcus149) | 77.09 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
| 14801. | Rusty (saddled) | 77.09 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 14802. | Jebaited (barered278) | 77.09 | 96% | 2017-05-31 |
| 14803. | Sewnkin (sewnkin23gg) | 77.09 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 14804. | Joel (joel88c) | 77.08 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 14805. | Lingabathula (thapaswi_01) | 77.08 | 99.4% | 2023-06-06 |
| 14806. | Jako (frafdothehero) | 77.08 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 14807. | Mark (lemon________) | 77.08 | 95% | 2021-03-29 |
| 14808. | Steven (steventheplayer) | 77.07 | 97% | 2022-02-12 |
| 14809. | moamen (calys8calys) | 77.07 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
| 14810. | I (blitzfinger_bob) | 77.07 | 97.8% | 2024-03-09 |
| 14811. | henri beaumont (wefwef12) | 77.07 | 98% | 2025-07-24 |
| 14812. | Ivan (dide1818) | 77.07 | 97.2% | 2024-07-22 |
| 14813. | Sameer (firefoxqb) | 77.07 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 14814. | Melvin (melvincheng0830) | 77.06 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 14815. | Nils (chewhaz) | 77.06 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 14816. | Adam (vincentadam) | 77.05 | 99% | 2022-05-09 |
| 14817. | Achyut (achyut69) | 77.05 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |