The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8924. | Szopjál (faszkoro) | 49.11 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 8925. | Teller (tellerj) | 49.10 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 8926. | Mila (mila2003) | 49.10 | 95% | 2022-02-14 |
| 8927. | Invisible (mrspoopybuttholes) | 49.10 | 94% | 2022-03-21 |
| 8928. | Firas (knight68) | 49.10 | 94% | 2022-10-12 |
| 8929. | Zee (z_types) | 49.10 | 94% | 2021-01-02 |
| 8930. | JUN (junkeboi) | 49.10 | 97% | 2021-01-29 |
| 8931. | Candy (candy_bhai) | 49.10 | 96% | 2016-04-15 |
| 8932. | Renee (wood) | 49.10 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 8933. | JY☄️💤 (uaecuier) | 49.10 | 96% | 2017-05-26 |
| 8934. | burnouty (burnouty) | 49.10 | 91% | 2017-01-27 |
| 8935. | Igor (trolyk) | 49.09 | 89% | 2015-04-10 |
| 8936. | sreenath (eskane) | 49.09 | 96% | 2012-11-22 |
| 8937. | Kura (kurakuri) | 49.09 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 8938. | Juvi (juvi) | 49.09 | 94% | 2015-04-02 |
| 8939. | Toni (antoinella22) | 49.09 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 8940. | Nick (nmatavka) | 49.08 | 91% | 2012-04-19 |
| 8941. | sagar bhat (jayshreeram) | 49.08 | 96.2% | 2023-10-29 |
| 8942. | JoeKing (joeking123) | 49.08 | 97% | 2022-05-11 |
| 8943. | typing devastator (typing_d... | 49.08 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 8944. | hycinth (laurinkone) | 49.08 | 90% | 2013-10-18 |
| 8945. | vspolina (vspolina) | 49.08 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 8946. | Tazeem (tazeem) | 49.08 | 87% | 2016-06-07 |
| 8947. | DvorakLearner (jvanderzee) | 49.08 | 99% | 2011-05-20 |
| 8948. | Vijay (vijay24pratap) | 49.07 | 97% | 2023-08-05 |
| 8949. | samt (samtre) | 49.07 | 97% | 2023-10-27 |
| 8950. | Andrew (wtypo25) | 49.07 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 8951. | rob (userguy10) | 49.07 | 89% | 2017-02-14 |
| 8952. | Dani (lonelydoni) | 49.07 | 97% | 2021-01-29 |
| 8953. | Edward (ottr) | 49.07 | — | 2010-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |