So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33995. | Edward (ottr) | 44.94 | — | 2010-10-16 |
| 33996. | Jinn Jinn (itsmemani) | 44.93 | 94% | 2017-06-21 |
| 33997. | Phuc (teddypeter) | 44.93 | 92% | 2015-02-05 |
| 33998. | raim (raimmillion) | 44.92 | 92% | 2022-07-24 |
| 33999. | Void (void_24) | 44.92 | 95% | 2023-01-12 |
| 34000. | Mạnh (mustbesuccess) | 44.92 | 98% | 2013-09-05 |
| 34001. | Tanner (ayruo) | 44.92 | 96% | 2018-03-24 |
| 34002. | Fernando (dino_gp) | 44.91 | 93% | 2023-03-31 |
| 34003. | Shoaib (shoaibesam) | 44.91 | 94% | 2021-09-10 |
| 34004. | skimask (sk1mask) | 44.91 | 96.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 34005. | Moe (habibiv2) | 44.91 | 93.8% | 2021-02-01 |
| 34006. | camis (camis502) | 44.91 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 34007. | darshan (da4shano) | 44.91 | 94.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 34008. | Ngân (nganpt) | 44.91 | 90% | 2012-12-03 |
| 34009. | Chris (chrishung) | 44.91 | — | 2009-10-01 |
| 34010. | Chinna (chiran) | 44.91 | — | 2010-11-02 |
| 34011. | saksham (saksham02) | 44.90 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 34012. | Joe (joebui) | 44.90 | 86% | 2016-09-07 |
| 34013. | raj (the_karna) | 44.89 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 34014. | Keith (korver) | 44.89 | 96% | 2015-11-15 |
| 34015. | Edwin (edwin91) | 44.89 | 84% | 2016-07-05 |
| 34016. | Azrael (azrael) | 44.89 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 34017. | santi (santimoretti19) | 44.88 | 97% | 2018-04-05 |
| 34018. | aakash (aakash00111) | 44.88 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 34019. | Jay (kooljay999) | 44.88 | 94% | 2015-11-16 |
| 34020. | Sue (suevang) | 44.88 | — | 2010-10-11 |
| 34021. | 勁揪仔 (choya) | 44.88 | — | 2009-04-25 |
| 34022. | tae mo (sendoh) | 44.87 | 88% | 2013-01-11 |
| 34023. | dy (dydy) | 44.87 | 96% | 2011-12-18 |
| 34024. | cindy (cimba326) | 44.87 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |