I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2381. | Ashley (ashleya9790) | 84.35 | 96.1% | 2023-09-25 |
| 2382. | Pain (pain_i5) | 84.34 | 96.8% | 2024-08-07 |
| 2383. | elclid (elclid) | 84.34 | 97% | 2025-08-10 |
| 2384. | Banana (banankake) | 84.33 | 96.4% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2385. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 84.33 | 95.7% | 2023-11-18 |
| 2386. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 84.32 | 96.4% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2387. | Bliss (jericho2) | 84.31 | 97.1% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2388. | Adrian (dragoadrian) | 84.31 | 96% | 2025-07-14 |
| 2389. | Orton (ortxn) | 84.30 | 96% | 2025-06-21 |
| 2390. | typeracer9988 (typeracer9988) | 84.30 | 98.5% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2391. | Shrox (shrox) | 84.30 | 96.2% | 2024-01-01 |
| 2392. | Timothy (adral) | 84.29 | 96.6% | 2023-07-04 |
| 2393. | TypingMaster3 (typingmaster... | 84.28 | 98% | 2024-02-06 |
| 2394. | a (ambatukam321) | 84.27 | 96% | 2024-05-27 |
| 2395. | Robert (lupovolk) | 84.27 | 96.3% | 2023-12-26 |
| 2396. | javie (javiebhop) | 84.24 | 97% | 2025-11-13 |
| 2397. | Joe (joe_will_type) | 84.22 | 95% | 2025-02-18 |
| 2398. | Moses (moi_16) | 84.21 | 96% | 2025-07-10 |
| 2399. | ScoredHat (scoredhat) | 84.21 | 98% | 2023-10-19 |
| 2400. | Allan (itsgam3tyme) | 84.21 | 97% | 2025-03-23 |
| 2401. | salutare (southsidedeathboy) | 84.20 | 97% | 2024-10-29 |
| 2402. | Red (realbayne) | 84.20 | 94.3% | 2024-01-15 |
| 2403. | peanuts (peanutakie) | 84.19 | 97% | 2025-03-14 |
| 2404. | Tom (mbappe_07) | 84.19 | 98% | 2023-10-30 |
| 2405. | Rakshasta (rakshasta) | 84.19 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 2406. | MahZ (mahz44meow) | 84.18 | 97% | 2025-07-27 |
| 2407. | jennie (jenniexyu) | 84.18 | 95% | 2023-12-21 |
| 2408. | Arvensis (technolancer) | 84.16 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 2409. | brendon uries toenail (theb... | 84.14 | 97% | 2025-02-27 |
| 2410. | King (kickpushcoast) | 84.14 | 96% | 2025-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |