I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12082. | zerone (iamzerone) | 81.92 | 98% | 2023-02-25 |
| 12083. | thomas (yeehoo) | 81.92 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 12084. | xCodeh (xcodeh) | 81.92 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 12085. | Thumzu (thumzu) | 81.92 | 95% | 2021-08-06 |
| 12086. | Brage (brasa95) | 81.92 | 95% | 2015-09-23 |
| 12087. | ammbot (ammbot) | 81.92 | 96% | 2016-05-07 |
| 12088. | Rusty (rustyembers) | 81.92 | 96% | 2016-10-02 |
| 12089. | Carlos (meditating) | 81.91 | 96% | 2018-07-29 |
| 12090. | szymi_gold (szymi_gold) | 81.90 | 98.2% | 2024-04-03 |
| 12091. | Hamtaro636 (hamtaro636) | 81.90 | 99% | 2021-12-03 |
| 12092. | jai (predator726) | 81.90 | 97.2% | 2023-05-29 |
| 12093. | sanjul (s4njul) | 81.90 | 97% | 2016-10-20 |
| 12094. | Typomaster (hello_i_am_hi) | 81.89 | 97.3% | 2024-08-15 |
| 12095. | Nicole (babyotter) | 81.89 | 97.8% | 2024-09-13 |
| 12096. | Glitter (glitterbrawls) | 81.89 | 98% | 2019-08-05 |
| 12097. | Lindow (lindowraver1) | 81.89 | 96% | 2019-07-02 |
| 12098. | Joe (joe_will_type) | 81.88 | 95% | 2025-06-06 |
| 12099. | Kisa (kysh1a) | 81.88 | 97.1% | 2024-10-19 |
| 12100. | spicysoup (spicysoup) | 81.88 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 12101. | 🫐🌺Ruby (reuben_yeager) | 81.88 | 94% | 2021-07-31 |
| 12102. | Chris (canigetapak) | 81.88 | 94% | 2016-09-02 |
| 12103. | Drewl_ (dondre0510) | 81.87 | 98% | 2023-02-12 |
| 12104. | Bone (probono) | 81.87 | 97.6% | 2024-08-13 |
| 12105. | Alec (kingpenguin) | 81.87 | 96% | 2018-11-21 |
| 12106. | Ben Asam (bemarc) | 81.87 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 12107. | Raymond (raymondo111) | 81.86 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 12108. | Jeritens (jensrichter) | 81.86 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 12109. | Leo Schmidt-Traub (spicyboi26) | 81.85 | 96% | 2024-11-18 |
| 12110. | Audin (audin) | 81.85 | 98.3% | 2023-12-03 |
| 12111. | Axel (axel777) | 81.85 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |