All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9142. | Lino (lgomez) | 85.23 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
| 9143. | sybauugurt (sybaugurt) | 85.22 | 96% | 2025-06-13 |
| 9144. | Andrew (aconnors) | 85.22 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 9145. | Atif (pakistan_786) | 85.22 | 99% | 2021-10-14 |
| 9146. | Nahuatl_19650 (asanch5169) | 85.22 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 9147. | Adam (adam_ehab) | 85.21 | 97.5% | 2023-10-05 |
| 9148. | Shivam (sorcerer626) | 85.21 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 9149. | Jenna (beannie22) | 85.21 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| 9150. | Mikee (mikee478) | 85.21 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 9151. | Sylvalia (sylvalia) | 85.20 | 98% | 2024-06-06 |
| 9152. | Nighil (nighil) | 85.20 | 97% | 2018-07-06 |
| 9153. | Zachary (zacdos) | 85.20 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 9154. | Gareth (garethlyh) | 85.20 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 9155. | Jake (tommytwotoes) | 85.20 | 98% | 2023-08-11 |
| 9156. | Gawiweu (edugg98) | 85.20 | 96.4% | 2023-08-24 |
| 9157. | JSlyk (jslyk) | 85.20 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 9158. | Umbra (umbra69) | 85.19 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
| 9159. | Weekey (layvth) | 85.19 | 97.8% | 2024-08-31 |
| 9160. | MRSICKOMODE (jodiddy) | 85.19 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 9161. | Gert (gertoperto) | 85.19 | 96% | 2017-08-26 |
| 9162. | anon (triphosphate) | 85.18 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 9163. | Kiiryuu (kiiryuu) | 85.18 | 96% | 2020-09-13 |
| 9164. | Marcus (mckhaann) | 85.18 | 95.5% | 2021-03-01 |
| 9165. | Franz (fangyuansama) | 85.17 | 95% | 2024-11-30 |
| 9166. | Al Jade (c00k1e) | 85.17 | 96% | 2022-06-25 |
| 9167. | Joshua (josalt123) | 85.17 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 9168. | Nadine (lemon__nade) | 85.17 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 9169. | Joshua (freshandsour) | 85.17 | 96% | 2022-08-04 |
| 9170. | JOALRO (joalr_o89) | 85.16 | 97% | 2024-08-27 |
| 9171. | a (mb031) | 85.15 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |