The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15529. | Žak (slovenskikonj) | 78.89 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| 15530. | aculeasis (aculeasis) | 78.89 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 15531. | Ellie (smelly97) | 78.89 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
| 15532. | glhf (hellosur) | 78.89 | 96% | 2011-09-06 |
| 15533. | Cap10Pvtaqi (cap10pvtaqi) | 78.89 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 15534. | VN SAIGON (vnsaigon) | 78.89 | 96% | 2014-06-13 |
| 15535. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 78.89 | 93% | 2016-11-21 |
| 15536. | Argo (argonautika) | 78.88 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 15537. | Jason (kracxl) | 78.88 | 96% | 2017-06-22 |
| 15538. | Guava (typernoob07) | 78.88 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| 15539. | Armageddon (arrmageddon) | 78.88 | 95.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 15540. | Michael (mrgryph0n) | 78.88 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 15541. | xDeLiRiOuSx (xdeliriousx) | 78.88 | 90% | 2016-05-16 |
| 15542. | Will (typemanthetypist) | 78.88 | 93% | 2015-04-08 |
| 15543. | Happy (ragtag) | 78.88 | 94% | 2011-06-11 |
| 15544. | James (gotta) | 78.88 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 15545. | ^_^ (likeshiau) | 78.87 | — | 2010-10-05 |
| 15546. | KeyPastry (keypastry) | 78.87 | 96.1% | 2021-02-03 |
| 15547. | Cameron (crmbookworm) | 78.87 | 92% | 2013-10-13 |
| 15548. | Jens (jnzofdoom) | 78.87 | 93% | 2012-09-28 |
| 15549. | Januar (januar) | 78.87 | 96% | 2015-05-19 |
| 15550. | Touko (toukka1) | 78.86 | 97% | 2022-02-27 |
| 15551. | Command (commandrod) | 78.86 | 96% | 2021-02-13 |
| 15552. | Kryštof (kxtof) | 78.86 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 15553. | GuessGen (guessgen) | 78.86 | 97% | 2011-10-30 |
| 15554. | Andrew (rentor) | 78.86 | 94% | 2016-02-12 |
| 15555. | Alec (kingpenguin) | 78.85 | 95% | 2018-11-13 |
| 15556. | Whitecap (whitecap) | 78.85 | 99% | 2023-01-01 |
| 15557. | Ui (so_ta) | 78.85 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 15558. | Jj (issajacob) | 78.85 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |