The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14181. | True (truefalse) | 81.92 | 95% | 2024-03-07 |
| 14182. | Neal (cynicalone) | 81.92 | 95% | 2015-10-13 |
| 14183. | Matthew (juanspoon) | 81.92 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 14184. | Heath (heathcorp) | 81.92 | 97% | 2024-09-12 |
| 14185. | Ben (koppix) | 81.92 | 98.3% | 2024-10-07 |
| 14186. | eric (slurpmybody) | 81.92 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
| 14187. | miranda (tfond) | 81.92 | 96% | 2024-02-24 |
| 14188. | raphael (cba601) | 81.92 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 14189. | Ulysses (ulyzz) | 81.92 | 90% | 2013-02-01 |
| 14190. | bzn (beeznees) | 81.92 | — | 2010-11-12 |
| 14191. | Adam (admeyer73) | 81.92 | 100% | 2013-06-04 |
| 14192. | Dave (therozbs) | 81.91 | 96% | 2024-12-02 |
| 14193. | Noah (excell) | 81.91 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 14194. | ngoc huy nam (destroy_the_w... | 81.91 | 91% | 2013-01-07 |
| 14195. | Liu (jazzkey) | 81.91 | 98% | 2022-10-27 |
| 14196. | denys (denys147) | 81.91 | 98% | 2012-11-24 |
| 14197. | squirrel (squirrelpro) | 81.90 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 14198. | joe (jnutttzzz) | 81.90 | 96% | 2016-09-07 |
| 14199. | Sap0531 (sap0531) | 81.90 | 97% | 2024-08-26 |
| 14200. | Le' (letyper_) | 81.90 | 97.5% | 2024-02-24 |
| 14201. | Helix (helix_cube_64) | 81.90 | 97% | 2023-12-11 |
| 14202. | Marcus (marc7039) | 81.90 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 14203. | noctedie (noctedie) | 81.90 | 95.4% | 2023-10-31 |
| 14204. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 81.90 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 14205. | moe (moe091) | 81.90 | 96% | 2013-01-18 |
| 14206. | SirMeowsaLot (sirmeowsalot) | 81.89 | 97.4% | 2025-05-10 |
| 14207. | Aviral (aviral_uchiha) | 81.89 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 14208. | Barnaby (cybersniper) | 81.89 | 97% | 2024-07-29 |
| 14209. | Kenneth (mactox) | 81.89 | 96% | 2012-08-29 |
| 14210. | Adam (dorfinator) | 81.89 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |